Picturing posters having sex

ms_ann_thrope

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I suppose it happens occasionally...some of you must get lucky from time to time. Take Bronzeage for instance. He probably pulls the handle on that penis pump every now and then. Slap a rubber band around that thing and creak away.
 
I found the Dolf and Tarzan sex picture series was done nicely.
 
This reminded me of the lyrics to "It wasn't me" by Shaggy.

Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor!
 
This reminded me of the lyrics to "It wasn't me" by Shaggy.

Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor!

Did you know Shaggy wrote that song intending the message to be anti-cheating? The last lines apparently sum that up, like a big "Not!" joke.
 
I think about me having sex a lot. I'm not sure what that looks like though. I imagine lots of crying. Someone laughing.

I'm sad now.
 
I suppose it happens occasionally...some of you must get lucky from time to time. Take Bronzeage for instance. He probably pulls the handle on that penis pump every now and then. Slap a rubber band around that thing and creak away.

It's nice to know my penis is on your mind. It's perfectly understandable.

If you really want to know what it's like, buy my book. All of it is real, I just combined them all into one character.

It's nice to get a pm from someone I haven't seen in a while, asking, "I'm page 122, aren't I?"
 
It's nice to know my penis is on your mind. It's perfectly understandable.

If you really want to know what it's like, buy my book. All of it is real, I just combined them all into one character.

It's nice to get a pm from someone I haven't seen in a while, asking, "I'm page 122, aren't I?"

People send you PM's from nursing homes?
 
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