The Semi-Consolidated Leakage Thread

[Wat_Tyler]

Feckin teufelhunde!!!


We got the Big Boss Man coming in tomorrow morning to visit and to raise Hell about something - it's what they usually do. That means there will be a wee bit of o/t to be had, along with the two side stimulus gigs I have this weekend.


I may have to ask Allah for more days in the week. The Little Bitch should be gettin' right on that. Motherfucker . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

But Wat, more days in a week means less weeks in a year and fewer paydays...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Beautiful breasts

Happy Wednesday!!! And thanks. I Googled them myself, kinda.


I Googled this pic of her - it's like the good, the bad, and the overdone:

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Up early, and gotta get out of here early.


The little cat is meowing at me. I'm sure I forgot to do something.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

But Wat, more days in a week means less weeks in a year and fewer paydays...

Naw, Allah can do anything.


Or not.


If it were Allah or nothing, I'd say nothing


Now, Gaia on the other hand . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Is that a GlowBall Warning joke?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Friday!!!


It's two-checks week, and they both look a tad light. That's the problem with direct deposit - no stub with the deposit. I have to wait for the stub, damn it.


I'm slowly beginning to look forward to something to replace my second-job gig . . . if I just happened to have any ideas of what that might be. The boss reminds me of Eric Cartman, without the charm and moral uprightness.


I would never joke about a subject has serious and life-altering as glowball warming. Now wash out your mouth with ecologically friendly soap.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh hell NO!



Are you challenging his AUTHORITY?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No, but I certainly don't respect it, either. Besides, my Cartman voice is better than his. So is my Godfather voice.

Bonasera... Bonasera... What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? Had you come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And that by chance if an honest man such as yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

I finished work early this evening and then exercised my Second Amendment rights by purchasing a firearm.


And in between sentences, I got called out to replace a leaking tank-to-bowl gasket on a damn toilet, and it started raining. We have dirty water - it's the pipes in our buildings, not the water supply, but that ain't prisitne. There's always black grit in the toilet tanks, and as soon as I get the right thumbnail cleaned out from the last gasket repair, along comes another one to black it up as badly as dirty diesel crankcase oil.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Old pipes are a bitch...



They just don't croon like they used to.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Saturday!!!


It's not so much the pipes as the general amount of grit in them. We have to replace toilet fill valves sometimes because there's a piece of grit caught in it. It stirs it up when the water gets turned off and then turned back on at the main.


I have a stimulus batch of cabinets to install today. I hope that this install goes better than last week. It should - we should be able to escape by 3 or so, I hope.


But i took Friday off for next week and booked a room at the beach. The weather should still be okay. Wat needs a break.

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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Wat_Tyler]

Long work day, only made long because of Stupid. Got the Stupid fixed and all went well.


Got 'er dun, Allah-dammit.


And gonna get paid this week, which will fund next weekend's beach trip extravaganza . . . okay, maybe not quite that extravagant, but still.


I'ma gonna go rest for a bit and then get up and ponder the phrase "Beef: it's what's for dinner" and how best I can make it apply to me tonight.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Well, another Sunday, more trucks to process, so, I'll be nice and worn out for football Sunday...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I processed plumbing.


Damn near everything that could go wrong . . . did. None of it was convenient, or simple.


I blame . . . Allah.


Hurry Friday!!!

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I've had projects like that. I think we all have.

When you show up to work, a drunken dump truck driver has hit the utility pole and taken out the power for every business on your stretch of the highway, but the trucks still have to be loaded, unloaded, manifests made the old-fashioned way, and all by flashlight, in the dead of the night.

Yeah, we've definitely all had days that we wished we had stayed in bed with good book, a good movie or a good woman...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

. . . or a good bottle of Comanchero brand . . . .


Happy Monday. Four more daze . . . .


Great big mannish boy day's work out here to do. I'll be curious to see how the boss makes it happen.


Hell, I'm content that I know what I have to do.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

This is my weekend.

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[Wat_Tyler]

It's all just been work-work-work for me lately. Just playing catch-up.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Well, if you would cut the mustard...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Man, that shit runs off to either side of the knife.


Das whut Ah'm tahkin' 'bout!!!!

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I think that she's just about fully basted...

 

[miles]

Well, if you would cut the mustard...

I can still lick the jar!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

As in opening up a can of whoopass?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Shit fire!!!! It's go-to-work time.


And here I was gonna drink coffee and claim to be 6'-6" all day . . . .





Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

... and ½!

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