JohnnySavage
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I hope we can give thanks by Thanksgiving.
Not the Canadian one, the real one.
Not the Canadian one, the real one.
The Lament of the Lost Blurty
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Why you lost it?
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The price we pay to blurt is that occasionally the threadmaster is a dick.
Not to disparage the dick in question, as when I was in charge of the blurt, I was informed that reading my posts was maddening.
Not to disparage the dick in question, as when I was in charge of the blurt, I was informed that reading my posts was maddening.
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Aah I see. That bellend pipped me by one post. My title would have been much better than his. Let's kill him.
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Bellend is a good word. I'll have to work it into conversation more often.
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Johnny this is my new pussy. I get her Tuesday. I'm calling her Ruby.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/Screenshot%2046_zpsqjxcshdt.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/Screenshot%2046_zpsqjxcshdt.jpg
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I have a little calico too. She's a hateful little cunt. 5 pounds of mean.
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Gorgeous isn't she!
She's really affectionate Johnny. She nuzzled her head under my chin and kneaded my boobs. She was found totally emaciated in someone's shed.
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She looks so innocent.
Ruby is very sweet natured and placid, a bit like her new owner.
Ruby is very sweet natured and placid, a bit like her new owner.
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Easy solution. No one starts any new threads. We just all blurt instead.
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You're not just a pretty face and huge dick.
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I can't wait til Tuesday. I think Snowy would approve.
Luckiest cat ever.
Enjoy! Say goodbye to your furniture!!
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I can't wait til Tuesday. I think Snowy would approve.
I think so, too. Snowy would be serenading her tom stye...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-sLX5UZaxk
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Gorgeous isn't she!
She's really affectionate Johnny. She nuzzled her head under my chin and kneaded my boobs. She was found totally emaciated in someone's shed.
She is! She'll be a cuddlebug!
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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To be fair that diva would hold a pillow over her face in the night cos he wanted to be the centre of my attention.
When I had six, he liked Toby though. Or Fucking Toby as his full title was according to my mother. He was very naughty and a bit of a bulldozer but Snowy liked him for some reason.
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Hmm... the national news says Pookie is wet. I always suspected as much.
A fine idea.
However, in protest I believe I just won't blurt
So...see ya whenever, I guess
But that will make it go slower!
Take a stand and blurt your heart out!
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