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[Suz_anne]

That stuff is nasty. Peeps if you wear that, you stink. Or a hippie. Or both. Certainly someone should tell you. Ok, let it be me, or Suzanne.

Preach it, sister.

Edit: Since we can curse - Fucking preach it, sister!

 

[Lord Pmann]

That stuff is nasty. Peeps if you wear that, you stink. Or a hippie. Or both. Certainly someone should tell you. Ok, let it be me, or Suzanne.

Uh, pmann was ragging on patchouli oil way back on page 69. I've been hating on that since I smelt my first hippie in 1994, when a protester got in my way near the White House.

 

[Endless_Night]

Cursing is fucking allowed.

-Management

How about fucking cursing?

* * *

And one more:

- People who do not clean up after their dogs.

 

[TheSilverLining]

I'm not skinny. Nowhere near.
I wear skinny jeans.
<shrug>

 

[BiTodd]

Uh, pmann was ragging on patchouli oil way back on page 69. I've been hating on that since I smelt my first hippie in 1994, when a protester got in my way near the White House.

Lol Pman should know .... there are not any hippies any more , just hippie poser wannabees.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm not skinny. Nowhere near.
I wear skinny jeans.
<shrug>

Based on your avatar, we'll allow it.

I would say this... They should not make skinny jeans for guys. Unless your dick was blown off in war, you shouldn't wear skinny jeans as a guy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Lol Pman should know .... there are not any hippies any more , just hippie poser wannabees.

Then why do they smell like they haven't bathed since 1969?

 

[ChainedUp]

Since Management has approved cursing let's work it into the daily question. I have to admit, I did expect someone to name swearing as one of their pet peeves yesterday. So either no one wanted to step up and own that one or we're all a bunch of drunken sailors. But how often do you swear? Is it part of your standard vocabulary, rolling off your tongue as easy as anything else? Are you a situational swearing, only cursing at sporting events, or while drunk, or with certain friends? Are you a heat of the moment curser, only being profane when emotions get the best of you. Or maybe you're a substitute swearing, using frick for fuck, dang for damn or saying things like "shut the front door!".

And do you put any stigma on those of us free swearers that swear all the fucking time?

 

[Apisto42]

I speak like a drunken fucking sailor.

"Fuck the fucking fuckers right in their fucking fuck holes," is how iirc George Carlin put it one time.

 

[jaF0]

People talking loudly on their phone in a public area.

Or a pubic area.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Here I tend to use profanity a good bit. It's a sex forum and I actually believe that, when writing is the only method of communication, profanity allows for highlights and emphasis. For instance, letting someone know they are an idiot is important. But sometimes it needs to be stated that they are a fucking idiot, so they know how much of an idiot they are.

I find the words rather fun at times. In a serious or civilized discussion here on Lit, I would refrain. I'm just kidding... When has there ever been a serious discussion here on Lit?

In my professional life... I've never used profanity at work. Not once. You never know who is around or what a person's values are. Why risk offending someone who could possibly have some sway at the company? I plan on running the world one day, so I can't go offending people.

#PmannfForPrez

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[jaF0]

If they have sway, they're probably fucking drunk.

 

[All_4_Love]

Cursing is something I am conscientious of. I don't do it very often, and when I do, I'm one of those that uses dang, or frick, or shoot instead of the actual curse word. I am an emotional, heat of the moment swearer, so when it does happen, I'm usually met with a gasp or a look of shock from those that know me. "Excuse me" usually works to get me out of that situation when it happens. When I'm talking to my best friend, I cuss like a sailor.

That said, I am not one bit offended by people that curse. I think it's quite fucking sexy when a man says "fuck" a lot.

 

[Endless_Night]

Not a big swearer. Not a fan of free swearing either, though the environment makes a big difference. Hearing people curse around children is a pet peeve. Men that make it a habit don't usually attract me. When I do indulge, it's in heat of the moment. This v probably represents my quota for the month.

How about fucking cursing?

On the other hand...reading the question made me realize I do a lot of substitute swearing!

At least on Lit*. My busy little fingers send dang and frick rolling on to the page surprising frequency. Emphasis, I suppose, in lieu of tone or facial expression. Sexual duress has, on occasion, been responsible for...a little cursing.

*Lit has also induced something of an icon addition. In case you haven't noticed.

 

[TheSilverLining]

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Seriously, though - I probably swear a little too much. But only in certain environments. Never openly in public (can't stand people who swear loudly in front of other people / other people's kids), and never at work.

I had a PM recently from someone who was - apparently - appalled with my language.... I couldn't really give a fuck.

 

[Mindfondler]

I do swear, but I don't usually do it if I can find a better (i.e. more precise) way to express myself. Mostly, my swearing is saved for comic effect in situations when people don't fucking expect it. Even when I do, though, it tends to go unnoticed as those in my regular circles just assume that they must have misheard me.
.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I prefer to throw a nice adjective or two in front of my profanity, to paint a nice picture.

I wouldn't give a flying fuck.

Who in the blue fuck left their anal beads in the freezer again?!

Watch Big Bang Theory with you? How about a big hairy hell the fuck no!

As you see, I have painted a picture of a blue, hairy fuck with wings. I'm the Da Vinci of words.

 

[ViciousTease]

I prefer to throw a nice adjective or two in front of my profanity, to paint a nice picture.

I wouldn't give a flying fuck.

Who in the blue fuck left their anal beads in the freezer again?!

Watch Big Bang Theory with you? How about a big hairy hell the fuck no!

As you see, I have painted a picture of a blue, hairy fuck with wings. I'm the Da Vinci of words.

That was fucking brilliant.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Fuck is a wonderful word. So is cunt. Also, bastard.

I am kind of militant about enforcing a no swearing rule around my children though. There's nothing worse than hearing kids swear. Having said that, I was watching Pink's woman of the year speech some years ago and not really thinking about it until it was too late. As I raced to turn it off I hear echoed back to me from the lips of my sweet little 3 year old girl "Mummy, what are fuck heels?"

Anyhoo, swearing is good by me but like most things ....Time and place.

. Haha awkward for you .

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck is a wonderful word. So is cunt. Also, bastard.

I am kind of militant about enforcing a no swearing rule around my children though. There's nothing worse than hearing kids swear. Having said that, I was watching Pink's woman of the year speech some years ago and not really thinking about it until it was too late. As I raced to turn it off I hear echoed back to me from the lips of my sweet little 3 year old girl "Mummy, what are fuck heels?"

Anyhoo, swearing is good by me but like most things ....Time and place.

So is calling someone a fucking cunt wonderful?

I think the appropriate response back would be, "Yes, you magnificent bastard."

 

[Lord Pmann]

. Haha awkward for you .

Especially since she only wears "fuck me" flats, it was a bit hard to show her.

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Especially since she only wears "fuck me" flats, it was a bit hard to show her.

Haha...

What followed next?

 

[Endless_Night]

I prefer to throw a nice adjective or two in front of my profanity, to paint a nice picture.

I wouldn't give a flying fuck.

Who in the blue fuck left their anal beads in the freezer again?!

Watch Big Bang Theory with you? How about a big hairy hell the fuck no!

As you see, I have painted a picture of a blue, hairy fuck with wings. I'm the Da Vinci of words.

That was fucking brilliant.

Agreed. Artistic AND classy.

 

[BlackCashmere]

So is calling someone a fucking cunt wonderful?

I think the appropriate response back would be, "Yes, you magnificent bastard."

Ha ha ha

 

[Jamicurechickie]

Since Management has approved cursing let's work it into the daily question. I have to admit, I did expect someone to name swearing as one of their pet peeves yesterday. So either no one wanted to step up and own that one or we're all a bunch of drunken sailors. But how often do you swear? Is it part of your standard vocabulary, rolling off your tongue as easy as anything else? Are you a situational swearing, only cursing at sporting events, or while drunk, or with certain friends? Are you a heat of the moment curser, only being profane when emotions get the best of you. Or maybe you're a substitute swearing, using frick for fuck, dang for damn or saying things like "shut the front door!".

And do you put any stigma on those of us free swearers that swear all the fucking time?

The "F" word was not allowed at our house growing up - hence, I said it every chance I got when not at home!! So I still do not swear around elderly relatives....I use all those "substitute swear" words.

I definitely swear more when I drink or am drunk.......and it all seems to just roll off my tongue and my friends are either in stitches or in awe of my lingfuckinguistic ability....I even amaze myself sometimes!!

Oh...and don't piss me off...my kids learned at a very young age that when Mom said "fuck".......heads were going to roll.....

And yes - there is a time and place for the "f bomb"....so those who drop it indiscriminately and in no real context to the conversation get my personal death glare....