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[Lord Pmann]

Yeah right. *rolls eyes* You're like having my very own big brother at Lit, pmann. You almost flipped my switch. That was close! I was winding up for a sucker punch.

You don't believe that for a second. Let's just join forces and adopt them, as many as we can, save them from their hellish parents. We can move to Montana, buy a farm, beat the heck out of each other, drink homemade beer. Ya' know, the good life.

I don't drink beer, so that doesn't sound too amazing. The worst part of that sounds like the adopting all those kids.

I actually don't care for kids. Like, I don't wish them any immediate harm. But I care for them so little that I had a vasectomy at 27 so I couldn't have them. I like my niece and nephew a good bit. They're good kids though.

Add this to my list of pet peeves... Parents who won't discipline their little asshole children in public. Oh this irks me. Like, some kids are just shitty by nature. Save your pitchforks and flames, people. Some kids are just evil little bastards. Most of them act like dicks because of bad or "friendship" style parenting. When kids are being little bastards, you don't need to reason with them. Because they aren't reasonable creatures. They shit themselves and drink cleaning products. They aren't creatures of reason.

Nothing kills me more (except TOMS) than seeing a parent trying to reason with a child throwing a fit in a store because they can't have this or that, all while the parent is trying to tell them no and reason it out. I realize that kids just go into meltdown mode. I'm not attacking that. Kids are kids and that's what they do sometimes. I'm talking about the spoilt brat behaviour that gets propagated by their parents.

*shakes cane in air*

#MothersAgainstPmann

 

[All_4_Love]

I don't drink beer, so that doesn't sound too amazing. The worst part of that sounds like the adopting all those kids.

I actually don't care for kids. Like, I don't wish them any immediate harm. But I care for them so little that I had a vasectomy at 27 so I couldn't have them. I like my niece and nephew a good bit. They're good kids though.

Add this to my list of pet peeves... Parents who won't discipline their little asshole children in public. Oh this irks me. Like, some kids are just shitty by nature. Save your pitchforks and flames, people. Some kids are just evil little bastards. Most of them act like dicks because of bad or "friendship" style parenting. When kids are being little bastards, you don't need to reason with them. Because they aren't reasonable creatures. They shit themselves and drink cleaning products. They aren't creatures of reason.

Nothing kills me more (except TOMS) than seeing a parent trying to reason with a child throwing a fit in a store because they can't have this or that, all while the parent is trying to tell them no and reason it out. I realize that kids just go into meltdown mode. I'm not attacking that. Kids are kids and that's what they do sometimes. I'm talking about the spoilt brat behaviour that gets propagated by their parents.

*shakes cane in air*

#MothersAgainstPmann

No pitchforks or flames from me, pmann. To each his own. I will say, though, that I've noticed that for the men I've known that say they don't like or don't want any/many children, those are the men, that in my opinion, would make some of the best fathers. I'm only going by memory but I think you're still fairly young. I hope you don't live to regret that vasectomy one day.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Another thing to add to my list of grievances- people who don't wash their hands before they leave the bathroom. I mean, I maintain we should wash our hands before and after using the restroom. My dick is perfectly clean when I go in there, then I touch it with my soiled hands. But anyway... People should wash they hands before they leave. That's just gross.

No pitchforks or flames from me, pmann. To each his own. I will say, though, that I've noticed that for the men I've known that say they don't like or don't want any/many children, those are the men, that in my opinion, would make some of the best fathers. I'm only going by memory but I think you're still fairly young. I hope you don't live to regret that vasectomy one day.

It's been more than 5 years since I've had it. I don't see regretting it any time soon. Maybe when I'm in a nursing home and I'm getting best with a cane I will. But right now my free time and money is enough to make me smile.

And I would make a damned good father.

 

[Aquagal]

People that wear ill fitting clothes. The muffin top. The bra that's too small so your back fat and boob muffin are lurching out. Skinny jeans should not be made above a size like a womens 10.

Teens wearing low tank tops with their bras hanging out. Stupid boys with their choners hanging out. And those stupid hipster beanies on the back of their heads. Who wears a beanie when it's 80 degrees out?

I just dropped my kid off for a homecoming dance Saturday night and I was horrified at what some of them were wearing. There were the skanky ones sure, but the fatties wearing their dress so tight they looked like the Michelin man. These poor girls, where are their mothers to tell them, "Oh, hell NO!"? There were some very pretty larger girls that had on beautiful dresses that fit their shapes more appropriately, I know they are out there. And what's with wearing high heels when you can't walk in them? You just look stupid, certainly you already know that.

And you older women, dress your age.

 

[All_4_Love]

Another thing to add to my list of grievances- people who don't wash their hands before they leave the bathroom. I mean, I maintain we should wash our hands before and after using the restroom. My dick is perfectly clean when I go in there, then I touch it with my soiled hands. But anyway... People should wash they hands before they leave. That's just gross.



It's been more than 5 years since I've had it. I don't see regretting it any time soon. Maybe when I'm in a nursing home and I'm getting best with a cane I will. But right now my free time and money is enough to make me smile.

And I would make a damned good father.

I believe it! And I'd really like to be the one that signs up for beating you with a cane when you make it to the nursing home, but I'm a bit older than you. That may not work out so well. I'll meet you back here in about 30 years, so we can assess my cane-wielding skills.

 

[Jamicurechickie]

As we stroll through life we see lots of people doing lots of things. In their cars, on their bikes, walking, running, people out and about, going places and getting things done. But along with that we see people at their best, their worst, when they think they're alone, when they know we are watching. And sometimes we see people do things that we just don't like. For whatever the reason it doesn't sit well with us. For me, it's seeing someone spit in public. Coughing, hacking, making that disgusting nasal throat sound when they're digging deep to bring up some phlegm. Disgusting, I say.

What act do you witness people doing that turns your stomach, infuriates, or is something you'd rather not have to witness?

Your description of a person spitting....that just made me literally shudder with revulsion....blech....

I HATE seeing people chew with their mouth open....food being almost spit out on the table, or falling out onto their shirt. I have been caught staring at them in a twisted, morbid, fascination....waiting for that glob of food to fall...

Next would be not covering your mouth when you cough...I don't want your fucking disease. I am healthy, I maintain a proper lifestyle to stay that way...soooo gross!!

But that spitting in public....that is the worst I think....

Forgot 1!!!
Women who play with or flip their hair when they talk to you!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Teens wearing low tank tops with their bras hanging out.

Yeah. That's the worst. Especially when their boobs are huge and pushed up. Gross!!!! Like this girl. Is that a black bra strap I see?! Or just another tank top?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BlCfoHx8zmE/UnSq6tjzgxI/AAAAAAABLMI/pTDkR7DytOg/s640/a-second-helping-of-hotness-courtesy-of-angie-varona-caveman-circus-4b5c2206-sz612x612-animate.jpg

Either way, I'm disgusted.

 

[Aquagal]

Yeah. That's the worst. Especially when their boobs are huge and pushed up. Gross!!!! Like this girl. Is that a black bra strap I see?! Or just another tank top?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BlCfoHx8zmE/UnSq6tjzgxI/AAAAAAABLMI/pTDkR7DytOg/s640/a-second-helping-of-hotness-courtesy-of-angie-varona-caveman-circus-4b5c2206-sz612x612-animate.jpg

Either way, I'm disgusted.

That looks like black trim on her slutty tank. 15 yr olds shouldn't be wearing that.

 

[Lord Pmann]

That looks like black trim on her slutty tank. 15 yr olds shouldn't be wearing that.

I'm quite certain I would say she's 18. Maybe even 19.

 

[Endless_Night]

People that wear ill fitting clothes. The muffin top. The bra that's too small so your back fat and boob muffin are lurching out. Skinny jeans should not be made above a size like a womens 10.

The Muffin Top.

Why? I say, WHY? You can take an attractive woman, with a perfectly good shape, and disfigure her with the wrong cut of pant. Why????

And fat girls in too tight clothes. Again, why? There are so many clothes out there! Something to flatter all shapes and sizes. I blame the "Love Your Body" Movement. Yes, love your body people, but excess fat is still excess fat!!!! Not healthy. Bad for your heart and joints. And damn sure not attractive when bits of it hang out of clothes.

Oh. And if you're not skinny, don't wear skinny jeans!

/end rant]

 

[jaF0]

That looks like black trim on her slutty tank. 15 yr olds shouldn't be wearing that.

That's what I'd say.

Don't care though .... I'll take her.

And take her.

And take her.

And take her.

 

[ChainedUp]

Gets out high pressure hose. Time to wash the pervy out of the place. Be careful, the floor is slippery when wet.

-Management

 

[Jamicurechickie]

Gets out high pressure hose. Time to wash the pervy out of the place. Be careful, the floor is slippery when wet.

-Management

We need a new question....this one has kind of gotten off the tracks a bit....

 

[jaF0]

There was a question?

:stomps off: <nobody told me there was a question>

 

[Mindfondler]

There was a question?

If that is the question, then the answer is yes: otherwise, no.

Gosh... that was an easy one!
.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Gets out high pressure hose. Time to wash the pervy out of the place. Be careful, the floor is slippery when wet.

-Management

I got your back, Papa Chained.

Tha po po is here, muthafuckas!!!

http://i3.cpcache.com/product_zoom/148583504/fun_police_womens_plus_size_vneck_dark_tshirt.jpg?color=Black&height=460&width=460&padToSquare=true

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Elevator etiquette:
Is it really that hard to wait for folks to get off before your barge and weave your way into the tiny moving box. Come'on now!
And you need to take the elevator to go up/down one floor, seriously your happy ass can't walk up/down one flight of stairs. (If they are capable.)

Work Attire:
Women dressed business professional out to lunch and in their running shoes.
I'm not saying you need to walk around in 3in heels, maybe grab a pair of flats to slip on rather then sneakers.**shrugs shoulders**

At the table, home or restaurant:
Please use both your fork and knife while you eat. You finger is not a scooping mechanism to push the last bit of foot onto your fork. And a fork is not a cutting utensil. Yes, pancakes are easy to cut with a fork, but NO! If your fingers/hands are dirty, use the napkin and when you're done, silverware are placed in the 3 o'clock position.

And I'll second and third the skinny jeans rule too.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'll say skinny jeans should only be word by the laydeez.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Jumps up and down, I have two more. (Just got back from the grocery store)

Pinheads that Enter or Exit in the wrong door. It's even marked in big red letters, can they not fucken read?! I bite my tongue every time.

And on the the yawn gapers that don't cover their mug. yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn.
Geez-Louise, that tired huh?!

Looks around, just dropped the f'bomb.
Sorry Management.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Looks around, just dropped the f'bomb.
Sorry Management.

As long as you didn't have fun...

 

[ChainedUp]

Cursing is fucking allowed.

-Management

 

[rubydlite]

*blinks* you activated your online beacon...
First the dancing banana and now we can tell when you're perving? !

Edit*

Beacon gone

 

[SMNaughtywife]

As long as you didn't have fun...

It was spoken in a quiet inside voice and I may of blushed when it rolled off my tongue. Very unladylike of me. Readjusting angel wings.

 

[Suz_anne]

I feel like you are just trying to get pics of me in underoos. That's what this is. I won't fall for that again. Although it would bring me back to my days as a footballer at Penn State. (Too soon?)

Hmmmm, and here I had heard you were easy.

What act do you witness people doing that turns your stomach, infuriates, or is something you'd rather not have to witness?

People talking loudly on their phone in a public area.
Spitting/hocking lugeys definitely makes the list.
People who drive the speed limit (or below) in the passing lane and refuse to move over.
People who wear patchouli oil.

 

[Aquagal]

Hmmmm, and here I had heard you were easy.




People talking loudly on their phone in a public area.
Spitting/hocking lugeys definitely makes the list.
People who drive the speed limit (or below) in the passing lane and refuse to move over.
People who wear patchouli oil.

That stuff is nasty. Peeps if you wear that, you stink. Or a hippie. Or both. Certainly someone should tell you. Ok, let it be me, or Suzanne.