How is having udders fair?

[GuiltyPleasure]

The poor cows have to drag those things around all day, have machines clamped on them. Pity the poor cow.

 

[hashtag45]

I'd rather be a cow than a bull. Most of them will get neutured, after a certain age.

 

[thør]

The poor cows have to drag those things around all day, have machines clamped on them. Pity the poor cow.

Nice teats!

 

[Conager]

I thought having one's udders out was providing nurturing?

 

[Ham Murabi]

Any udder issues troubling you?

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

That's all udderly hysterical.

 

[Yardley]

You guys are really milking the pun.

 

[Conager]

Yeah, well don't get your nipples in a twist if we do.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

It seems to have dried up quite quickly.

 

[Yardley]

The thing about raising a bunch of dairy cows is that you avoid a lot of bullshit.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I'm just not in the mooed for this.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://rawfoodworks.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Napping-with-her-cow-at-the-NY-state-fair.jpg

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Only 2% of the puns in this milk thread are actually funny enough to cream over.

 

[Conager]

Well, blame it on homogenization. The cream no longer can rise to the top.

 

[neci]

https://www.uihealthcare.org/uploadedImages/UIHealthcare/Content/Health_Library/UI_Content/Plastic_Surgery_and_Cosmetic_Services/breast_reduction_04.jpg

 

[ishtat]

I'd rather be a cow than a bull. Most of them will get neutured, after a certain age.

No - a bull calf will be castrated soon after it is born, so it never becomes a bull. A mature Bull will not be neutered; it will be killed and turned into sausages. Bull meat is rather dry and soaks up lots of fat and water, thus making sausages cheap.

The heifer (not cow) in misanthropes post is Scottish, an Ayrshire. You wouldn't cuddle an Ayrshire bull - they are not sweet tempered.

 

[Hypoxia]

I am cowed by all the expertise displayed here and that' s no bull.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0d/0c/90/0d0c90e3428c3e41adf38d36e26697c6.jpg

 

[Que]

Reminds me of a girl I knew. She was a lovely lass, with golden hair and udders fair...

 

[Lancecastor]

Laurel, please move this thread to AmPics.

 

[haha_on_me]

Laurel, please move this thread to AmPics.

Shouldn' that be moo-ved?

 

[CaptainKirk]

http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/grouchomarx6a.jpg

We'll that's just udderly ridiculous.

 

[MatthewVett]

Evolution isn't fair.

If it makes you feel better, female hyenas have to give birth through a seven inch clitoris. 60% of hyena cubs die of suffocation inside this giant clitoris.

Cows have it easy.

 

[Hypoxia]

Milk Cow

Jethro got himself a Milk Cow and he called her Bess
Jethro got himself a Milk Cow and he called her Bess
Milk Cow, in the morning,
Milk Cow, oohh any time at all

He can tell the early of the morning, by the rooster call
He can tell the early of the morning, by the rooster call
Milk Cow, in the morning,
Milk Cow, oohh any time at all
any time, any time at all

Give you life time of pleasure, all she needs is love
Give you life time of pleasure, all she needs is love
Milk Cow, in the morning,
Milk, oohh any time at all
any time at all
any time, any time
any time at all
any time
Jethro got himself a Milk Cow

By the creator of SPIRIT IN THE SKY

 

[wtex]

My daddy gave a calf to me for a Christmas present once
I picked a little heifer out 'cause both of us were runts
She never had no sense but she grew up allright somehow
And when it came to givin' milk she was an educated cow.

Chorus:
Bessie the heifer the queen of all cows
She gave more milk than any law allows
In the mornin' she gave pasteurized
At nite she gave homogenized
Bessie the heifer the queen of all the cows.

I took her to the county fair to try to win a prize
She knew what was goin' on I saw it in her eyes
The contest made her nervous she tried so hard to please
But when I tried to milk her all I got was cottage cheese.

Chorus:
Bessie the heifer the queen of all cows
She gave more milk than any law allows
In the mornin' she gave pasteurized
At nite she gave homogenized
Bessie the heifer the queen of all the cows.

I planted me a 'tater patch to earn some extra dough
To take a short vacation with some city folks I know
But no one else would milk the cow no matter how I'd nag
So pa took my vacation leavin' me to hold the bag.

Chorus:
Bessie the heifer the queen of all cows
She gave more milk than any law allows
In the mornin' she gave pasteurized
At nite she gave homogenized
Bessie the heifer the queen of all the cows...

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