Ishmael banned

The reason my original name was banned was so silly and knee jerky in comparison to what goes on here daily, I should have it re instated.

Laurel threatened to ban me because I pointed out that Funkenstein posted a selfie with her real name on it.
 
Laurel threatened to ban me because I pointed out that Funkenstein posted a selfie with her real name on it.

She banned me for saying manus presumed real "first" name. Apparently I was warned about something in the past though I can not recall what that was for.
 
She banned me for saying manus presumed real "first" name. Apparently I was warned about something in the past though I can not recall what that was for.

I'd ban you just for being an idiot. That's how I roll.

Laurel is way too lenient.

I want to scissor her.
 
Thats why I mentioned it ding dong.

It read like an excuse.

You ever wonder why you can remember the bra size of women who posted here for a few months in 2005, but you don't remember why Laurel warned you that you might get banned?
 
It read like an excuse.

You ever wonder why you can remember the bra size of women who posted here for a few months in 2005, but you don't remember why Laurel warned you that you might get banned?

Do you remember posting this:

Thank you for all the helpful information!
It appears I may get my cherry busted on my first night out.
Ah well, it's not like THAT never happened before...
 
Pitted cherries are actually pretty damn good in a rum raisin ice cream float.

substitute the soda with rum.

yup.
 
Pitted cherries are actually pretty damn good in a rum raisin ice cream float.

substitute the soda with rum.

yup.

Maybe my floats are too large because honeslty THAT doesn't sound like the sort of thing you wake up from.
 
The reason my original name was banned was so silly and knee jerky in comparison to what goes on here daily, I should have it re instated.

You should have been banned long ago, racist fuckwad. You got to skate a few years and now you're just a (bigger) d-bag with a number after your nick.
 

Looks like a deep-dish baked pepperoni pizza! :D

Maybe my floats are too large because honeslty THAT doesn't sound like the sort of thing you wake up from.

I use fairly large mason jars. Tends to keep me happy inside of an hour or so until refill time if I'm not in a hurry.

http://stevethebartender.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blueberry-vodka-lemonade.jpg
 
The BroPatrol

  • Koaladipshit
  • Byron (RIP)
  • Vette
  • JAJ (to a point)
  • Ishtard

AJ, miles and neverendingjenn are really all that's left.
 
In a single party forum posters have been known to undergo what it known as an evolution of view point in order to perpetuate the species. This is often observed in certain species of frogs and also velociraptors in zoos.
 
It read like an excuse.

You ever wonder why you can remember the bra size of women who posted here for a few months in 2005, but you don't remember why Laurel warned you that you might get banned?

Im better with numbers?
 
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