Ishmael banned

[Mr Noone]

Haha! I'm rather taken with Vera and her trusty coathanger though.

Hold it in reserve.

I wonder if Ish will do the Ishmael1 thingie like Killy did.

And sign every post "Ishmael1"? Oy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why does the really fun stuff happen when I'm not here???

Slack cunt.

 

[Adre]

Dirty ole bastard, Andrex.

Don't you be sweet talking me now.

 

[Queersetti]

First Hall of Famer to be banned. Ish is not officially the Pete Rose of Lit.

 

[lovetoread]

Why does the really fun stuff happen when I'm not here???

We all collaborate to make sure you are not around. I give the peeps in charge of the rank and file the deets when you are not gonna be on.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Don't you be sweet talking me now.

Same applies to you, fucker. Hope you're wrists are strong cos you'll be wringing out me gusset in the next hour at this rate.

 

[Pookie]

They could set up a rival board together! Shit Erotica or summat. Awww, I'd join.

"The Cunts"

I think you have the copyright to that, though, doncha?

 

[Fata Morgana]

"The Cunts"

I think you have the copyright to that, though, doncha?

I do cos it'll be on my front door when I marry Johnny.

 

[Sean]

The hilarious thing is, anyone that isn't a moron could have told him that the alt isn't Rob.

That reminds me, anyone got Rob's contact info? He's gonna piss himself laughing.

 

[Queersetti]

Why does the really fun stuff happen when I'm not here???

It wasn't really that much fun. Sort of like a porcupine in the road. No running or scurrying, just hunkering down and taking the hit.

 

[Recidiva]

Heh.

From where I'm sitting, this is an interesting day.

 

[Queersetti]

The hilarious thing is, anyone that isn't a moron could have told him that the alt isn't Rob.

But the only opinions Ish accepted were those of idiots.

 

[Sean]

It wasn't really that much fun. Sort of like a porcupine in the road. No running or scurrying, just hunkering down and taking the hit.

Ishtard having a meltdown and getting banned not fun? Are you on drugs???

 

[Sean]

But the only opinions Ish accepted were those of idiots.

Aint that the truth.

 

[Pookie]

Ishtard having a meltdown and getting banned not fun? Are you on drugs???

It was too quick of a kill. Laurel could've let it drag on for a little more drama.

I need to give her some lessons. *nods*

 

[Disgustipated]

Ishtard having a meltdown and getting banned not fun? Are you on drugs???

I tried to quote but damn Laurelle and her magic fingers!

Aint that the truth.

Seriously. miles has one less twatsicle to commiserate with.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It was too quick of a kill. Laurel could've let it drag on for a little more drama.

I need to give her some lessons. *nods*

I think she was in the S.A.S. or summat. Same style.

 

[Queersetti]

Ishtard having a meltdown and getting banned not fun? Are you on drugs???

It seemed sort of anti-climactic to me, but then again, I didn't read the first post before Laurel yanked it.

 

[Queersetti]

I think she was in the S.A.S. or summat. Same style.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1b/1b1c637ca047606d0743dc73b1322214b9a84a8eba2e58678828aad25e8ea3eb.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1b/1b1c637ca047606d0743dc73b1322214b9a84a8eba2e58678828aad25e8ea3eb.jpg

Perfecto.

 

[Pookie]

It seemed sort of anti-climactic to me, but then again, I didn't read the first post before Laurel yanked it.

It was a drunken type rant. I'd summarize it, but Laurel is a little trigger happy this morning.

 

[Pookie]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1b/1b1c637ca047606d0743dc73b1322214b9a84a8eba2e58678828aad25e8ea3eb.jpg

This is one of the many reasons I want you to have my babies.

 

[Adre]

It was a drunken type rant. I'd summarize it, but Laurel is a little trigger happy this morning.

You knew that box wine would get him sooner or later.

 

[Pookie]

I think she was in the S.A.S. or summat. Same style.

What's death without suffering though?

 

[Fata Morgana]

What's death without suffering though?

Dull.