Brit Fags

Maybe because a suave, educated individual who speaks in a cultured, sophisticated voice is more appealing to those with disposable incomes than some ignant-assed hick.

If you don't like that advertisers don't give a fuck about appealing to you personally, well, sucks to be you, doesn't it?

But that's all on you.
 
Brits all sound like their vocal cords are coated with semen.
 
Visit and I will take you to east London, you will fucking love it!
 
Visit and I will take you to east London, you will fucking love it!

I was there today, visiting the V&A Museum of Childhood.

A few yards away was a Church where I was Best Man at a friend's wedding 45 years ago. Another couple of hundred yards away was where my uncle and aunt lived. Half a mile away was where my wife's relations used to live.

Half a mile away in a different direction is where my youngest daughter works.

A mile East is the school where my eldest daughter used to teach.

A mile West was the flat where my middle daughter lived when a student.

Just around the corner was the cafe where my uncle introduced me to the Kray Brothers. Why did he do that? Because I was built like a policeman. He wanted them to know that I was his nephew, not a plain clothes copper. (He didn't mention the relation who WAS a policeman!)
 
I was there today, visiting the V&A Museum of Childhood.

A few yards away was a Church where I was Best Man at a friend's wedding 45 years ago. Another couple of hundred yards away was where my uncle and aunt lived. Half a mile away was where my wife's relations used to live.

Half a mile away in a different direction is where my youngest daughter works.

A mile East is the school where my eldest daughter used to teach.

A mile West was the flat where my middle daughter lived when a student.

Just around the corner was the cafe where my uncle introduced me to the Kray Brothers. Why did he do that? Because I was built like a policeman. He wanted them to know that I was his nephew, not a plain clothes copper. (He didn't mention the relation who WAS a policeman!)

Oooh! Fuck me Ogg. Did you see my Legend thread? Are you gonna go see it?
 
BBC is proof that the USA is obsessed with looks.

But then again, every time I turn it on, I wonder what the poor fuckers that didn't make it through auditions look like.
 
I was there today, visiting the V&A Museum of Childhood.

A few yards away was a Church where I was Best Man at a friend's wedding 45 years ago. Another couple of hundred yards away was where my uncle and aunt lived. Half a mile away was where my wife's relations used to live.

Half a mile away in a different direction is where my youngest daughter works.

A mile East is the school where my eldest daughter used to teach.

A mile West was the flat where my middle daughter lived when a student.

Just around the corner was the cafe where my uncle introduced me to the Kray Brothers. Why did he do that? Because I was built like a policeman. He wanted them to know that I was his nephew, not a plain clothes copper. (He didn't mention the relation who WAS a policeman!)

My route's probably come from the other side of the fence but you tell my ole eastend nan who had 14 kid's they spoke like cum quats, your a brave cunt!
 
I've long noted the tendency for ad agencies to use homosexual or at least openly effete male voices to narrate commercials. They are usually also annoyingly monotone.

Its been going on for at least 15 years, I remember I was working at a place around the millennium and complaining about it to a co-worker. The British thing might be a new twist on it. I hadn't noticed that, except for the Gecko. I think he's straight though.
 
I originally misread the title. I thought this would be about Brit flags.

In particular, I wonder what will happen if Scotland leaves the UK. That will f''up the Union Jack bigtime.
 
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