The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[Noor]

The evil I know vs. the evil I don't.

Today so far:

Blind in bedroom crashed down and off the window.
Discovered that at least 3 sets of outlets in different rooms plus 3 overhead lights are on the same circuit as well as my upstairs neighbor's air conditioner!!!!
This is not good, not good at all.

I need to find a different circuit for my computer. I am annoyed because this is also where my DSL comes in and the modem is on that circuit. The landlord was here when I was deciding. UGH.

I need to unpack/move boxes to find other outlets to check the circuits. I was going to put an air conditioner in today since it's warm, but I had better not at this stage.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Obama is preparing a number of re-namings in his last year.

The statue of liberty, for example, is going to be called "Shaniqua".

That made me laugh.

hahahahah lmao thats bad and funny lol

Huh. I don't get it.

What exactly is so funny about that?

hold on, wait...my good friend Becky gave me this lil' summoning spell for these type of emergencies...

http://img42.com/K1lFG+

LOLz LaWLz lol bwahahahahaha

Now I get it! Wotta knee slapper I almost missed there! Har!

 

[yossi]

I needed that.

 

[yossi]

I've never used the reply option from user cp before. It's very convenient.

 

[yossi]

I'm just going to keep using it until one of you bitches logs backs on. That's the narcissistic spirit.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm just here for the triple stack of yossbutt to the left there.

 

[yossi]

Spacekowboy sandwich, made with yossi buns.

 

[spacekowboy]

Spacekowboy sandwich, made with yossi buns.

I'll be in my bunk.

 

[yossi]

I think this makes it a club.

Full house!

I'll stop with the puns.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"yossbutt" needs to be a thing. Let's get it trending.

#yossbutt

or

#YossiBuns

 

[Jennifer]

I had no idea that I was so scary!

 

[yossi]

"yossbutt" needs to be a thing. Let's get it trending.

#yossbutt

or

#YossiBuns

My ego, unlike my ass, can only take so much.

 

[Wings]

Drifting like a log on the Mississippi

Drifting like a drunken sailor during fleet week.

 

[Wings]

I'm in need.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm in need.

Hey.... I'm right here!

 

[spacekowboy]

I think this makes it a club.

Full house!

I'll stop with the puns.

What are your thoughts on frilly toothpicks?

"yossbutt" needs to be a thing. Let's get it trending.

#yossbutt

or

#YossiBuns

Yossbutt trends regularly in my spank bank.

My ego, unlike my ass, can only take so much.

I'll be in my bunk again.

 

[Noor]

I had no idea that I was so scary!

I can be very scary and I know it

 

[yossi]

I had no idea that I was so scary!

Where did you get that idea? Who is spreading these lies?!

 

[Mr Noone]

I had no idea that I was so scary!

Terrifying.

 

[Spins]

You know.

 

[DesEsseintes]

People are strange.

 

[Mr Noone]

People are strange.

Thank The Lord and his noodly appendage.

 

[Lyricalli]

People are strange.

When you're a stranger.

 

[Lyricalli]

Thank The Lord and his noodly appendage.

I like you more all the time.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Thank The Lord and his noodly appendage.

If I had a penne for every time I heard that...