Insect stories - legal to read?

There once was a lass named Fata,
Who met a lad with the cock of a satyr.
But his brain was for naught
And she found this fact out
When he tried to use soap in a cheese grater.

I once knew a lad called Zumi
Who's singing would often go through me,
So thank god for his cock
The size of a breeze block,
Which is why frequently
I'd beg him to do me.
 
Can you IM when you make your first picture thread that is mildly arousing?


See how that works both ways, buddy?

Sorry, but I only post pics of hot women. My 2nd volume of Perfect pics/gifs has over 65,000 views so it looks like a couple people find it arousing. You could start you're own thread if you want pics of hot dudes.
 
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I don't know, why don't you try using ignore and fucking off? I know I'll miss you as I put you on ignore. Bye-bye.

Wow...for someone that makes threads that make fun of other threads, you are amazingly thin-skinned when it comes back at you.

What happens if someone lightly slaps you in the face...does your head explode?
 
Oops...I forgot whom I was writing to. My bad...

Entomology is a branch of zoology concerned with the study of insects.
 
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Nothing.

Parodyluvr75 has shown me that making fun of other peoples threads can be awesome. You don't seem to have a problem when parodyluvr75 does it. Or do you?

PARODY

an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect


Now please do fuck off back to your pic threads.
 
PARODY

an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect


Now please do fuck off back to your pic threads.

Can you point out the comic effect part of this thread. Parodyluvr has a terrible habit of forgetting to add that part.
 
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