Fata Morgana
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There once was a lass named Fata,
Who met a lad with the cock of a satyr.
But his brain was for naught
And she found this fact out
When he tried to use soap in a cheese grater.
I once knew a lad called Zumi
Who's singing would often go through me,
So thank god for his cock
The size of a breeze block,
Which is why frequently
I'd beg him to do me.