The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[Fata Morgana]

Hey rancid old fuck wanna visit your yellow mama, follow this link for the link to furniture you'd so snugly fit in:
http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20080113/NEWS/396164623/1007/dateline&cachetime=3&template=dateline
dude there are folks here who would watch with joy if they'd give you the big yellow momma. Your birth mother or closest to one anyway

enjoy dude, maybe you should be dancing with said British babies a sick and sad figment of your damaged brain

cheers Da boom would enjoy dat familiar smell of meat roast before he doomed

You remind me of Dylan Thomas at times. Beautiful.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have a boxed set of Dylan Thomas reading his poems.

I'm a cultured man.

 

[Jennifer]

What? NJ's roads are fucking awful. If PA's are worse, god help you. I'm always amazed at just how bad the highways are over there.

FFS, man! Pa has some of the worst roads in the country. Don't come here!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have a boxed set of Dylan Thomas reading his poems.

I'm a cultured man.

Soak 'em in vinegar and you can pop my anal cherry, dear.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Soak 'em in vinegar and you can pop my anal cherry, dear.

Can I soak that in vinegar too?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Can I soak that in vinegar too?

Of course. And I'll swallow a load or two Hannibal Lecter style. God it'll be romantic.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You do paint a pretty picture

 

[lovetoread]

What? NJ's roads are fucking awful. If PA's are worse, god help you. I'm always amazed at just how bad the highways are over there.

Bah, you cant talk about roads bubs.

Just stay out of the left lane.

Thanks.

Who drives in any other lane?

Yeah, but that's why the price of gasoline is so low. Highway Trust Fund is broke but CC won't raise the fuel tax. So gas is under $2.00/US Gal (approx €0.55/litre), but you pay for it in dampers and tie rod ends.

Eh we have not hit that price yet.

FFS, man! Pa has some of the worst roads in the country. Don't come here!

He kind of has to, he goes with me to Hershey.

 

[boomslanger]

big yellow mama!!!!

The first for sure.

The rest? Fuck 'em. I know this is hard for you to comprehend just how much I DON'T GIVE A FUCK about your trays of dead baby parts, but try and get it in your thick skull for once. I guess it's a sore point seeing as you obviously hauled yourself out of the abortion bucket against Old Mother Eyer's wishes, or some poor misfortunate cow allowed you near her body but had the foresight to eject your spawn pronto.

Poisonous, rancid old fuck that you are.

Hey rancid old fuck wanna visit your yellow mama, follow this link for the link to furniture you'd so snugly fit in:http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20080113/NEWS/396164623/0/search

dude there are folks here who would watch with joy if they'd give you the big yellow momma. Your birth mother or closest to one anyway

enjoy dude, maybe you should be dancing with said British babies a sick and sad figment of your damaged brain

cheers Da boom would enjoy dat familiar smell of meat roast before he doomed

 

[Jennifer]

Just stay out of the left lane.

Thanks.

Yeah!! The left lane is reserved for the tractor trailers who wont get the fuck out of

my way.

 

[AllyRose]

I drive in the left lane.

With a lance.

 

[Mr Noone]

I have a boxed set of Dylan Thomas reading his poems.

I'm a cultured man.

I have them on LPs.

...Eh we have not hit that price yet...

I paid $2.06 on Saturday. I've heard it's under two near Philly.

I drive in the left lane.

With a lance.

Farhen Links! (Or so says the rental cars.)

 

[Jennifer]

I have them on LPs.

I paid $2.06 on Saturday. I've heard it's under two near Philly.

Farhen Links! (Or so says the rental cars.)

Under $2 near Philly and I'm lucky to pay $2.43? here?

 

[Mr Noone]

Under $2 near Philly and I'm lucky to pay $2.43? here?

On the Jersey side of the bridge.

 

[thør]

Under $2 near Philly and I'm lucky to pay $2.43? here?

The stuff just shoots out of the ground here and we have to pay between $3.15 and $3.31 per gallon in my town.

 

[Aquagal]

Someone sent me a box with 3 politically correct bedtime stories books and a Halloween sweater. A shoo in for one those ugly sweater parties.

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

 

[lovetoread]

Its 2.13 here in town - only cost me 30 to fill the jeep

 

[Jennifer]

On the Jersey side of the bridge.

Which bridge, Sir? There are many.

 

[Mr Noone]

The stuff just shoots out of the ground here and we have to pay between $3.15 and $3.31 per gallon in my town.

Yeah but it has to be shipped to Louisiana to be refined and back again.

Its 2.13 here in town - only cost me 30 to fill the jeep

Yeah but you're in the Boonies.

Yeah but...

 

[Aquagal]

Yeah but it has to be shipped to Louisiana to be refined and back again.

Yeah but you're in the Boonies.

Yeah but...

There's a refinery here. In fact I'm closer to it than thor, yet my gas was $3.53 the other day.

Crappy roads too.

 

[Mr Noone]

Which bridge, Sir? There are many.

Tacony-Palmyra.

 

[Jennifer]

Tacony-Palmyra.

I don't know that one. Nor do I want to, until I learn my way perfectly around the Goethel's and Verazanno.

I have probably spelled both incorrectly so I can't be trusted to cross both of them uneventfully.


Unless the EZ pass is my good luck charm.

 

[1HF]

Breakfast for dinner and game night tonight!

Two of my favorite things.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Breakfast for dinner and game night tonight!

Two of my favorite things.

Give the family my best!

 

[trysail]

EZ pass

It is a goddamned racket. All it does is fuck up traffic at the tollbooths.

Somebody is being paid off.

Who owns EZ-Pass? Follow the money.





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