Pop Star, Hip-Hop Crossover

[lululuvsblack]

a story idea i just had.

a guy was in a boy band for his teen years and now wants to go solo and wants to be taken seriously as a real musician. he's a skinny white pretty boy who drives scores of teen girls wild.

he decides that the way to credibility is to collaborate with a hip-hop group full of big, tough black gangsta rappers. but what's in it for them?

so, in order to convince them to keep working together, the guy has to dress in his Miley/Taylor type teen pop starlet ex-girlfriend's costumes and let all the hip hop crew line up to screw his tight ass right there in the studio.

at the end it reveals that the studio tech was recording everything and a recording of him getting banged and begging for black cock gets released online.

 

[Sean Renaud]

That's an. . .interesting idea.

 

[lululuvsblack]

That's an. . .interesting idea.

interesting in an exciting way or in a confusing one?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Both and neither. It hinges on the idea that these hip-hop ( a loose term at this point but whateve.) are all actually gay. Which funnier things have happened mind you but. . .eh. It's not bad, have fun.

 

[lululuvsblack]

Both and neither. It hinges on the idea that these hip-hop ( a loose term at this point but whateve.) are all actually gay. Which funnier things have happened mind you but. . .eh. It's not bad, have fun.

they might not think of themselves as totally "gay", macho guys topping sissies don't necessarily. besides, it's not too hard to imagine a scenario where some gangsta rappers have had some jail time and got a taste for taking control of tight white sissy ass there.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Lulu, I'm glad you know what you like and I've liked some of your pitches in the past. However, this one stretches past my field of disbelief. Now hear me out:

1. if a celebrity came out right now and started wanting to collab with with gangster rappers, people would call them out and laugh at them before they even hit the booth.

2. I'm more of a casual fan but I'm pretty sure authentic gangster rap (not just artists who occasionally throw out a "I totally sell crack and might shoot you" single before going back to "I stole your girl, she had sex with you for free but now She gives me hand jobs for a quarter million if she's not too busy getting her degree" or "hey we're in the club, hey we're in the club!")is a dying or even dead genre. Especially if you want big tough guys to be fucking your lead's ass. I mean, there's a few guys you could model them after...but those guys have about as much cred as the meth addict down the street who decided that spray painting his teeth gold meant he had a grill.

Now, if you're setting it in the 90s, I could buy it a bit more. Though I believe you want some tough, muscular guys...and the selection was still pretty limited even back then.

 

[Sean Renaud]

1. Bullshit. The Gorrilaz amongst others would like a word with you. Today it might be slightly less so but in the late 90's throught mid 00's most artists would literally amputate a limb to work with a rapper.

2. Gangsta rap more or less died with Biggy and Tupac with a few gasps here and there. Which doesn't really change the view of them. I guess it depends on how modern you insist on being if we're looking for names but muscular black jocks are still a dime a dozen.

 

[Strangebuddy]

Point taken, though I suppose I should clarify on point 1:

If it was a scrawny white former boyband or teen idol (the type of characte who would be the lead in this) who suddenly announced a collab with rappers who tried to keep up a tough image (I mean, I wouldn't blame anyone who wanted to work with childish gambino, Kendrik Lamar, chance the rapper, Tech n9ne, etc.) would have most people going on twitter cracking jokes.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I'll grant you that but anybody breathing would get jokes cracked on Twitter. I'm not sold that Justin Timberlake and 50 Cent teaming up would be primarily jokes on Justin. REgardless it's an . . .interesting premise.

 

[Hypoxia]

Make it a period piece set in 1932 or so. A young white pop singer wants some cred (and lots of money) like Bing Crosby, who jammed with Louis Armstrong, Art Tatum, and other jazz greats. Our wannabe-jazzy-crooner hooks up with a wild, popular band of black guys who had all done hard time. And they hook right into him, sure, BBC's flailing away at his skinny pale butt. No video recording back then, no handheld movie cameras, but an early Leica (small 35mm still camera) could capture the action for blackmail etc.

 

[BradfromGA]

a story idea i just had.

a guy was in a boy band for his teen years and now wants to go solo and wants to be taken seriously as a real musician. he's a skinny white pretty boy who drives scores of teen girls wild.

he decides that the way to credibility is to collaborate with a hip-hop group full of big, tough black gangsta rappers. but what's in it for them?

so, in order to convince them to keep working together, the guy has to dress in his Miley/Taylor type teen pop starlet ex-girlfriend's costumes and let all the hip hop crew line up to screw his tight ass right there in the studio.

at the end it reveals that the studio tech was recording everything and a recording of him getting banged and begging for black cock gets released online.

im guessing the protagonist wasn't part of a successful boy band because he's obviously broke and doesn't have a huge following of fans. Why else would the negotiations between him and the hip-hop group go in the direction of sodomy?

 

[lululuvsblack]

yes, the story wouldn't have to be set right now. i think maybe the end of the 90s or so was when this stuff would make more sense. like you say justin timberlake went from being a boyband pretty boy to a mainstream success through collaborating with people like t.i.

and as for the idea that the boyband weren't that popular if he's this desperate, i think timberlake is the exception to the general situation in which boyband break ups don't lead to solo success even for people who have huge followings and lots of fans.