The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[trysail]

*crocodile dundee voice*
THAT'S a shark

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, fuck— and I was about to go swimming.



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[AllyRose]

Isn't that the shark from Finding Nemo?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/b0ab4f26044f1e36320e7c8f4bd4e402/tumblr_mz48v7ZxVx1s2wio8o2_r1_500.gif

 

[AllyRose]

Left Shark's uncle?

 

[pointless]

mmmm, pixy stix. it's like childhood in a paper straw. so many useless carbs.

 

[trysail]

I really shouldn't bicycle where I'm going to run long distance races.


It's a big mistake; I'm going to remember how short the distances seemed when I was riding and those same distances are going to seem like a frickin' eternity when I'm running them.



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[thør]

I really shouldn't bicycle where I'm going to run long distance races.


It's a big mistake; I'm going to remember how short the distances seemed when I was riding and those same distances are going to seem like a frickin' eternity when I'm running them.



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Plus, into the wind and uphill!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Isn't that the shark from Finding Nemo?

Fish are food, not friends! Or something like that.

 

[thør]

Fish are food, not friends! Or something like that.

And don't overcook them!

 

[trysail]

Plus, into the wind and uphill!

That's subsection (a) of part (III) of paragraph 86 of Murphy's Law.



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[AllyRose]

At least you're not dealing with subsection (2b) of part (XVI) in paragraph 61 on page 377.

Just sayin'.

 

[NHKitty]

I can't believe I deleted all the zoo pictures...rats!

 

[AllyRose]

Fish are food, not friends! Or something like that.

I've only seen the movie once, so I can't accurately quote the movie.

All I know is... mine!

 

[pink]

migraine starting......fuck.

 

[oggbashan]

Earlier this year my eldest daughter asked me to give a student a masterclass on Shakespeare's The Tempest and King Lear.

That student passed her English examination with grade B, a grade higher than she was predicted to get. That means she gets into the University and course she wanted.

English is her fourth language.

 

[trysail]

At least you're not dealing with subsection (2b) of part (XVI) in paragraph 61 on page 377.

Just sayin'.

You're right— I'd forgotten all about the dreaded subsection (2b) of part (XVI) in paragraph 61.

Forgetting that particular subsection is itself, of course, addressed in part (IV) of paragraph 62 appearing on the very next page of the most recent edition of Murphy's Law.

That appears just prior to the section stating that the article of clothing you most desire will never be in stock and, when in stock, it will be the wrong colo(u)r.


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[AllyRose]

It's just my luck that I never received the most recent edition of Murphy's Law. No wonder why I was never able to find that !@#$ing white and gold dress.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cr2_UI57yrg/VcvbbhOPAcI/AAAAAAACZ-c/NsxZNKPBkmM/s800/unnamed-22.jpg

Wednesday evening sunset in the city, via Bobby Williams.

 

[boomslanger]

That's subsection (a) of part (III) of paragraph 86 of Murphy's Law.



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"Paragraph 86"??
well whatever, Another Murphy's law fan!

okay these are some of the greatest:

corollary i
Nothing is as easy as it looks
5. left to themselves things go from bad to worse.
7.Before you do something you have to do something else first
MURPHY'S PHILOSOPHY:
SMILE....Tomorrow will be worse...
BILLS COMMENTARIES ON MURPHY'S LAW:
4. If it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter
BOLING'S POSTULATE

If you are feeling happy, don't' worry you will get over it
Nothing succeeds as Planned.
And so on...
Murphy was the coolest dude ever


Cheers
boom

 

[Noor]

This is so cool! I am dripping sweat from moving boxes, humidity and being too hot.
I haven't been able to do that for 5 years! Very cool!

I would break out in a sweat from pain and during allergic reactions, but that is a different kind of sweat some how.

This means I am less likely to overheat, yay!!! This also probably means I am finally getting enough estrogen or something Yay patch!

 

[Noor]

Earlier this year my eldest daughter asked me to give a student a masterclass on Shakespeare's The Tempest and King Lear.

That student passed her English examination with grade B, a grade higher than she was predicted to get. That means she gets into the University and course she wanted.

English is her fourth language.

Fantastic!

 

[yossi]

What to do for dinner?

I need to teach the dog how to cook.

 

[DesEsseintes]

What to do for dinner?

I need to teach the dog how to cook.

You are hoping for a dog's dinner?

In other news, isn't it wonderful to see Ally Rose around the place again, like a couture Cinderella?

 

[Spins]

You're all stealing my lines.

 

[AllyRose]

You are hoping for a dog's dinner?

In other news, isn't it wonderful to see Ally Rose around the place again, like a couture Cinderella?

I've always been around. I'm just very... very sneaky.