Love is An Alchemist and a Spaniel

[parodyluvr75]

Love is an alchemist that can transmute poison into food--and a spaniel that prefers even punishment from one hand to caresses from another.
(Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon: or, Many Things in Few Words, 1820)

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Love is blind...

http://youtu.be/kuWE5XAkV2o

 

[Noor]

https://youtu.be/0m4QE-KvuNU

 

[parodyluvr75]

A Perky Elf With a Machine Gun
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
(Matt Groening's interpretation of Kierkegaard's view of love, Love Is Hell, 1985)

 

[Noor]

A Perky Elf With a Machine Gun
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
(Matt Groening's interpretation of Kierkegaard's view of love, Love Is Hell, 1985)

Nice

 

[parodyluvr75]

Love is A Migraine
Love is a universal migraine.
A bright stain on the vision
Blotting out reason.
(Robert Graves, "Symptoms of Love")

 

[Noor]

1 Corinthians 13:4-8 New International Version (NIV)

4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Nice

Then you might like this.



Love is A Snowmobile
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra; suddenly it flips over, pins you underneath, and at night the ice weasels come.
(Matt Groening's interpretation of Nietzsche's view of love, Love Is Hell, 1985)

 

[Noor]

SONNET 116- Shakespeare

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no; it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests, and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.

If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Love is A Dunghill
"Love is a dunghill," said Harry. "And I'm the cock that gets on it to crow."
(Ernest Hemingway, "The Snows of Kilimanjaro," 1936)

 

[sweepthefloor]

Love is a four letter loose word like fuck.

 

[parodyluvr75]

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin

 

[parodyluvr75]

"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

 

[sweepthefloor]

“I knew that I could hate him all I wanted for the way he was hurting me, but I couldn’t ever stop loving him, absolutely, for what he was.”
― Paula McLain, The Paris Wife

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Love is the unconditional acceptance that their happiness is more important than yours.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I do not know exactly what love is, but I do not think it is that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Love is A Banana Peel
I look at you and wham, I'm head over heels.
I guess that love is a banana peel.
I feel so bad and yet I'm feeling so well.
I slipped, I stumbled, I fell.
(Ben Weisman and Fred Wise, "I Slipped, I Stumbled, I Fell," sung by Elvis Presley in the film Wild in the Country, 1961)

 

[parodyluvr75]

Love is no hot-house flower, but a wild plant, born of a wet night, born of an hour of sunshine; sprung from wild seed, blown along the road by a wild wind.
(John Galsworthy, The Man of Property, 1906)

 

[sweepthefloor]

Love is a weed rooting in the flower garden.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul, that you never knew was missing.

Torquato Tasso

 

[sweepthefloor]

That does seem like a realistic definition of love.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That does seem like a realistic definition of love.

It's one of my favorites.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It's one of my favorites.

I like it a lot.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's a good one.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I like the perky elf with a machine gun too.