When did you realise you were middle aged?...

[duranman]

That pivotal moment? Remember mine like yesterday: When I was approached by a prostitute! Being the arrogant fucker I was at the time I was devastated, concluding I only thought they approached sad middle aged bastards....then I realised, um....

 

[2bnot2b]

when I realized

that they avoided me

 

[duranman]

when I realized

that they avoided me

LOL!!

 

[oggbashan]

When I realised that I was past middle aged and onwards into being ancient.

That happened about 5000 BC when Helen of Troy said I was too old for her...

 

[hashtag45]

That pivotal moment? Remember mine like yesterday:

who died?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It happened when I was 19. A girl said to me, I thought you were much older than you are.

 

[hashtag45]

who died?

I mean try to stay positive & enjoy the moment
And remember that now you have it good, cause not long from now your teeth will start falling & you won't remember your way back home

 

[2bnot2b]

When the female residents of the

Home

Call me, Sir

 

[suckonsimon]

When I couldn't get it up a second time in a day without popping something.
Plenty somethings later I'm young again.

 

[quietlylooking]

When I had lunch with an old college beau after more than a 25-year gap, and his hair was pure white.

 

[markwh]

when you stop counting the grey hairs

 

[McMax]

When I got my first pair of bifocals, yep I'm old.

 

[Liar]

That pivotal moment? Remember mine like yesterday: When I was approached by a prostitute! Being the arrogant fucker I was at the time I was devastated, concluding I only thought they approached sad middle aged bastards....then I realised, um....

I remember being propositionbed by one when I was 21. I don't know what that says about me.

My "oh shit I'm old" moment was when I realized people I could legally date and pepole I could technically be a father to, was of the same age.

 

[Liar]

when you stop counting the grey hairs

Still don't have any. That's the one genetic lottery I won.

 

[thefishfryer]

Years ago when a young mother walking with her toddler warned him to mind the Gentleman. I looked around for a Gentleman, but .......................

 

[thefishfryer]

Still don't have any. That's the one genetic lottery I won.

That's cuz your bald lol j/k

 

[ADIDAS00]

Just now after reading the title to this thread......

 

[Liar]

That's cuz your bald lol j/k

Slowly getting there. When my forehead reaches half moon, I'm gonna give up and shave.

 

[thefishfryer]

Slowly getting there. When my forehead reaches half moon, I'm gonna give up and shave.

Wise man, the comb-over is not a good look.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

I'm 67

I admit nothing.

 

[trysail]

It might happen when I hit 90.



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[Bidin~Time]

On my 36th birthday. Dad, being Dad, took his tape measure off his belt and extended to 72 inches. Then, he said, "sis, this represents the average life expectancy of 72 yrs." Then he pointed to the 36 inch mark and said, "Here's where you are, at the halfway point. Make the most of what is left."

 

[SexyLitForAll]

When I realized that if left unattended, I get more hair on my back than on my head.

 

[pink]

I try not to think of it as middle-aged. I'm just not a youngster anymore.

 

[doowdniw]

When I got my AARP membership application in the mail.