The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[jezzilee]

'Tis Wednesday. The day of hump. What joys, what sadness, what tragedies will this day bring?

It is bringing me a six hour drive north. Hello Monster vanilla bean light you beautiful thing you....

 

[JohnnySavage]

I slept like a boss last night.

 

[trysail]

Thank goodness I can get news from websites.


I no longer have to endure the torture of hearing the god awful nasal drone of Susan Staaaaaaaaamberg or the idiot Cokie Roberts on NPR. It's no big surprise that Susan Staaaaaaaaaaamberg spent her life on NPR; with that voice, that's the only place she was employable.


NPR's idea of "balanced" reporting is to put two dopey blabbermouths on the air— one from the New York Times and one from the WaPo.


​

 

[Fata Morgana]

I slept like a boss last night.

Foxes woke me up twice chittering.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Foxes woke me up twice chittering.

I have foxes in my yard too. They stand outside the window at night and taunt Larry.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have foxes in my yard too. They stand outside the window at night and taunt Larry.

I looked out the window and two young 'uns were checking out my Fabia. I do love foxes. Fuck you, kuntbate.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I looked out the window and two young 'uns were checking out my Fabia. I do love foxes. Fuck you, kuntbate.

Kbate would release her hounds.

 

[Disgustipated]

Bitch haz moar name changes than P. Diddy.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Bitch haz moar name changes than P. Diddy.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Sees penises everywhere.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Bitch haz moar name changes than P. Diddy.

Bitch gets board eazily.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Bitch gets board eazily.

A water board, or more of a paddle?

 

[phantom4533]

I attempted paddle boarding this past April. It did not go well.

 

[Wings]

I'm hungry. What do I want?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm hungry. What do I want?

Sizzling steak fajitas with mango margheritas.

 

[Wings]

Sizzling steak fajitas with mango margheritas.

Well that's not right. The mango would be good though.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well that's not right. The mango would be good though.

I've just burnt the roof of my gob microwaving a chocolate filled cookie. Need ice cream now to sooth the blister.

 

[Wings]

I've just burnt the roof of my gob microwaving a chocolate filled cookie. Need ice cream now to sooth the blister.

Oh my! Now I'm turned on.

 

[Wings]

And hungry but I'm waiting for my egg and cheese panini.

 

[phantom4533]

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”

W. C. Fields

 

[NHKitty]

I don't recall that being what you said about snake bites before...

 

[eyer]

Good morning, baby killers...

...the GB IBT: more baby killers per page than any other general board in the world.


Today, just like every day in your life-hating USSA, somewhere around 3,000 babies will be intentionally killed...

...9 out of 10 of them simply because their mother chose not to keep her legs closed.

Why does a completely innocent human life have to pay the ultimate price...

...just because so many women refuse to take full responsibility for their own actions?

Reasons irresponsible women chose to have their own babies killed:

• 21% Inadequate finances
• 21% Not ready for responsibility
• 16% Woman’s life would be changed too much
• 12% Problems with relationships, unmarried
• 11% Too young and/or immature
• 8% Children are grown; she has all she wants
• 3% Baby has possible health problems
• <1% Pregnancy caused by rape/incest
• 4% Other


Now, let's take a look at one of the procedures irresponsible women chose to intentionally kill their own babies:

http://wrtl.org/monkimage.php?mediaDirectory=mediafiles&mediaId=2496593&fileName=abortedprocedure1-0-0-200-135.gif
Guided by ultrasound, the abortionist
grabs the baby’s leg with forceps.

http://wrtl.org/monkimage.php?mediaDirectory=mediafiles&mediaId=2496595&fileName=abortedprocedure2-0-0-200-136.gif
The baby’s leg is pulled out into
the birth canal.

http://wrtl.org/monkimage.php?mediaDirectory=mediafiles&mediaId=2496597&fileName=abortedprocedure3-0-0-200-134.gif
The abortionist delivers the baby’s
entire body, except for the head.

http://wrtl.org/monkimage.php?mediaDirectory=mediafiles&mediaId=2496599&fileName=abortedprocedure4-0-0-200-134.gif
The abortionist jams scissors into
the baby’s skull. The scissors are
then opened to enlarge the hole.

http://wrtl.org/monkimage.php?mediaDirectory=mediafiles&mediaId=2496601&fileName=abortedprocedure5-0-0-200-134.gif
The scissors are removed and
a suction catheter is inserted.
The child’s brains are sucked out,
causing the skull to collapse.
The dead baby is then removed.​

Beautiful, no?

Have a nice day...

...baby killers of the GB.

 

[phantom4533]

You should have been a blow job.

 

[ryan8558]

Some people try too hard to achieve their goals.

 

[ryan8558]

Deadpool trailer (NSFW)

 

[Killswitch1]

President Obama just gave a great speech about the Iran deal.

Republicans will shit all over it of course.