Can the General Board overcome the loss of smoothg103rd?

[GimpyIntellect]

It's only been roughly 48 hours, and there has already been major movement on a couple of fronts.

Let's check the stats:

General Board overall posting down 16%.

General Board fighting down 28%.

General Board members told to "eat a AIDS dick" down 97%.

Clearly his loss has hurt the Lit brand. But that's not all, there has been a cumulative effect. Let's see what's going on in New Jersey:

In the last 48 hours, crime has gone up, violence is skyrocketing, and women are becoming impregnated at a crazy rate.

We must bring Smooth back. We must.

 

[Adre]

It's only been roughly 48 hours, and there has already been major movement on a couple of fronts.

Let's check the stats:

General Board overall posting down 16%.

General Board fighting down 28%.

General Board members told to "eat a AIDS dick" down 97%.

Clearly his loss has hurt the Lit brand. But that's not all, there has been a cumulative effect. Let's see what's going on in New Jersey:

In the last 48 hours, crime has gone up, violence is skyrocketing, and women are becoming impregnated at a crazy rate.

We must bring Smooth back. We must.

Your move, Query.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The BASTARD!



He killed Busybody!

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Um, who?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Still no sign of him? Maybe he really is going for his GED.

 

[JohnnySavage]

He was/is an idiot but his postings did cause me to reevaluate who I post with.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

He was/is an idiot but his postings did cause me to reevaluate who I post with.

I'm just glad it didn't impact our relationship, Johnny.

 

[yossi]

The tides don't stop when a bather retreats to the shore. The GB will wax and wane as it is wont to do.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The tides don't stop when a bather retreats to the shore. The GB will wax and wane as it is wont to do.

Profound bitch.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

We must bring Smooth back. We must.

Remember. Dude said he could kick Bruce Lee's ass if cornered and could get pussy on demand.

If you got some siren song cards in your hand that could top that pair, you better lay 'em down, otherwise, I'm afraid our lil' lovable wanksta is ghost.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Remember. Dude said he could kick Bruce Lee's ass if cornered and could get pussy on demand.

If you got some siren song cards in your hand that could top that pair, you better lay 'em down, otherwise, I'm afraid our lil' lovable wanksta is ghost.

He couldn't kick Bruce Forsyth's ass and couldn't get pussy if he was locked in the Cats Protection League overnight with kippers strapped to his dick.

 

[yossi]

Profound bitch.

I'm channeling des.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

My eyesight is poor, yossi. Can you explain to me what's going on in your avatar?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

He couldn't kick Bruce Forsyth's ass and couldn't get pussy if he was locked in the Cats Protection League overnight with kippers strapped to his dick.

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/deadliestfiction/images/d/d3/McGonagell_Clapping.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140723014314

Love it, just love it.

 

[Que]

Your move, Query.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f9/34/65/f93465030f9445f03a8a1ae0d21e7193.jpg

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Remember. Dude said he could kick Bruce Lee's ass if cornered and could get pussy on demand.

If you got some siren song cards in your hand that could top that pair, you better lay 'em down, otherwise, I'm afraid our lil' lovable wanksta is ghost.

Listen, I'm not the physical specimen Smooth claims to be, but even I could kick Bruce Lee's ass these days. Have you seen him lately?

He couldn't kick Bruce Forsyth's ass and couldn't get pussy if he was locked in the Cats Protection League overnight with kippers strapped to his dick.

I believe he got pussy.

I'm just not sure it's the kind you'd proudly display in front of your parents. Even if they're incarcerated.

 

[yossi]

My eyesight is poor, yossi. Can you explain to me what's going on in your avatar?

I'm picking daisies.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I'm picking daisies.

Not dingleberries?

 

[jezzilee]

I miss him already... He does keep things interesting, or did.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I miss him already... He does keep things interesting, or did.

He will remain in all of our hearts.

And to some in their colons.

 

[Que]

I miss him already... He does keep things interesting, or did.

I wonder if he is peeking in like Huck Finn? I would.

 

[yossi]

Not dingleberries?

Nope.

 

[Que]

I miss Ms Smooth. That bitch make me laugh the way she be clockin' my mans Smooth.

 

[hashtag45]

He was/is an idiot but his postings did cause me to reevaluate who I post with.

ever thought that some people might see you in the same way, too ?

 

[Not Normal]

He couldn't kick Bruce Forsyth's ass and couldn't get pussy if he was locked in the Cats Protection League overnight with kippers strapped to his dick.

Brilliant. You are an international treasure.