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The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

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"But remember, there are two ways to dehumanize someone: by dismissing them, and by idolizing them."

— David Wong
 
I waited here for you
Like a kid waiting after school
So tell me how come you never showed (showed)?
I gave you everything
And never asked for anything
And look at me
I'm all alone (alone)
So, before you start defendin'
Baby, stop all your pretendin'
I know you know I know
So what's the point in being slow
Let's get the show on the road today
 
A few years ago we had a big ice storm. The cherry tree in the circle took a beating, so being the good citizen I am, I called the county and told them to get some men on the problem. About a week later a smart looking guy came out, made some notes, knocked on my door and said they'd send a crew out to trim up the broken branches.

All these years later, and the big orange bucket truck is out there with men and chain saws.

Now that's action!
 
It's August, so I've gotten around to flipping the page up on my calendar. Said calendar is filled with little tid-bits about bacon.

One such nugget of information: A bacon manufacturer conducted a survey and 48% of the people polled said they would rather have bacon than sex.
 
phantom4533 said:
It's August, so I've gotten around to flipping the page up on my calendar. Said calendar is filled with little tid-bits about bacon.

One such nugget of information: A bacon manufacturer conducted a survey and 48% of the people polled said they would rather have bacon than sex.
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I like bacon as much as anyone, but if that's true ^^ they're "doing it wrong"! :cool:
 
Another entry in the "Out my Window This Morning" file:

My neighbor, the one that just bought his Middle-Age Crisis sports car just got back from walking the dogs.

Two of those yappy little oversized rats... shits zoo?

It's a sad thing to see... a man walking "dogs" like that.
 
now i can kinda made myself want to watch lost in translation, but really i just want to stare at scarlett johansson's panty clad butt for a minute or two.
 
phantom4533 said:
It's August, so I've gotten around to flipping the page up on my calendar. Said calendar is filled with little tid-bits about bacon.

One such nugget of information: A bacon manufacturer conducted a survey and 48% of the people polled said they would rather have bacon than sex.
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NHKitty71 said:
I like bacon as much as anyone, but if that's true ^^ they're "doing it wrong"! :cool:
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http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/44/4496cc2232b6f5e01d6bef23f634423fcdf11a6f84fd2d1f0f3bb0700c82d5b6.jpg
 
I will not eat this entire jar of stout marshmallows. I will not. Damnit.
 
i like how giovanni ribisi is a worthless asshole.

also, he plays one in that movie.
 
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