Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

[Palamino19]

Okay, the puns are out of my system...

 

[Aglaopheme]

I meant for her to change you.

I know, but this more amusing. I'll get over her giving you my title, eventually.

 

[Laurel]

I meant for her to change you.

Ah, damn.

What should I change her (him? I dunno) to, then?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Ah, damn.

What should I change her (him? I dunno) to, then?

Me? She.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ah, damn.

What should I change her (him? I dunno) to, then?

Stop playing the innocent you treacherous minx.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Stop playing the innocent you saucy tart.

Better, if not contextually accurate.

 

[Laurel]

Stop playing the innocent you treacherous minx.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/70ead8520f772c495effca069da00701/tumblr_ns7odfZaJG1u1lvpzo1_500.gif

 

[kbate]

In a few years she'll be affectionately known as Ole Smeggy.

OH YOU CUNT!!!!

ahahahahaha

forever Madame Smegma,

May I call you smeg for short?

ahahaha

 

[thør]

Stop playing the innocent you treacherous minx.

Quite the cheese-head.

 

[Fata Morgana]

ahahahahaha

forever Madame Smegma,

May I call you smeg for short?

ahahaha

Cunt.

 

[luxey313]

https://edenglenn.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/man-boobs1.jpg

Nice nips

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hey Luxey.

 

[luxey313]

Hey Luxey.

Well hello there Schmegs!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well hello there Schmegs!

Laurel's a cunt from hell.

 

[Adre]

Laurel's a cunt from hell.

I'm pretty certain I can't converse with someone so named.

 

[luxey313]

Laurel's a cunt from hell.

A cunt with power. That's my kind of cunt.

 

[spacekowboy]

A cunt with power. That's my kind of cunt.

That's everyone's kind of cunt.

 

[luxey313]

That's everyone's kind of cunt.

Not a misogynist! Or a wimpy penis.

 

[girlsmiley]

You did inspire me, Ms Smegma.

Hahahaha!

Sup Smeg.

 

[kbate]

Cunt.

Hey smeg,

ahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahaha

whew

ahaha

Sincerely,

kb

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hahahaha!

Sup Smeg.

Hey smeg,

ahahahahahahaha

ahahahahahaha

whew

ahaha

Sincerely,

kb

Die in a fire, bitches.

 

[kbate]

Die in a fire, bitches.

At the very least, your cheese expenses will be lower from now on.

 

[girlsmiley]

At the very least, your cheese expenses will be lower from now on.

That's disgusting. That's really really disgusting.

 

[kbate]

That's disgusting. That's really really disgusting.

And you thought you'd be sucking face with her some day in the future. That's what I consider disgusting now that the real smeg has surfaced.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And you thought you'd be sucking face with her some day in the future. That's what I consider disgusting now that the real smeg has surfaced.

Smeggy & Smiley. The new power couple.