Curse Like An American?

[49greg]

Of course, to curse, you just begin the phrase with a 'may you,' or 'may the mother of your children,' or 'may your mother,' etc.

May your armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels?

 

[Magnetron]

The stoopidest, most unimaginative curse to be uttered daily throughout every region of the U.S.A:


You piece of shit.


Whenever someone says it, I won't to punch them in the throat.

 

[SweetWitch]

I feel a sudden need to cuss up a blue streak.

 

[HandsInTheDark]

In my experience, a high percentage of the people who don't do a lot of work, and squirm out of anything they can, think they work harder than anyone else. It's a curious form of self delusion.

They ARE working hard. Squirming like that is not easy; and for the most part they are the people for whom any work at all is terribly hard. So they are working hard, as far as their feelings tell them. They just don't accomplish jack.

On the maps, one word: Montata. I think I"ll move there soon.


(Admit it, you read that and thought of dental floss. Gotcha. But the maps really do make Montata look interesting.)

 

[Handley_Page]

I feel a sudden need to cuss up a blue streak.

There's a thread for that, somewhere.

 

[49greg]

They ARE working hard. Squirming like that is not easy; and for the most part they are the people for whom any work at all is terribly hard. So they are working hard, as far as their feelings tell them. They just don't accomplish jack.

On the maps, one word: Montata. I think I"ll move there soon.


(Admit it, you read that and thought of dental floss. Gotcha. But the maps really do make Montata look interesting.)

Montata?
Big Headed, poser (female), or a run of salmon? On a map?

Or did you mean Montana?

Or am I just a dufus and missing something.

 

[SweetWitch]

There's a thread for that, somewhere.

Yeah, I should haul it to the top.

 

[HandsInTheDark]

Montata?
Big Headed, poser (female), or a run of salmon? On a map?

Or did you mean Montana?

Or am I just a dufus and missing something.

So, I can't type. Montana.

The state where, apparently, no one curses, according to those maps.

I mean, wow.

 

[HandsInTheDark]

Montata?
...
Or did you mean Montana?
.

So, I can't type. Montana.

The state where, apparently, no one curses, according to those maps.

I mean, wow. It sounds... polite.

 

[JackLuis]

So, I can't type. Montana.

The state where, apparently, no one curses, according to those maps.

I mean, wow. It sounds... polite.

You have to be polite so you can huddle together for warmth, six months out of the year!