People who's porch light is on and nobody is home

[parodyluvr75]

You know who you are.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I'm so vain, I probably thought this thread was about me
I'm so vain, I bet I thought this thread was about me,
Didn't I? Didn't I? Didn't I?

 

[hssh345Alt]

You know who you are.

stop being so subtle!
you mean litsters who wank off to guys pretending to be gals?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I'm so vain, I probably thought this thread was about me
I'm so vain, I bet I thought this thread was about me,
Didn't I? Didn't I? Didn't I?

It's okay, Fermina. We all thought this thread was about you.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

stop being so subtle!
you mean litsters who wank off to guys pretending to be gals?

Speaking of: the lights are on, but nobody's home.

Oh, hashtag. You post so much and say so very little. Keep trying, I guess. Maybe one day you'll get there.

 

[Bookishleigh]

It's okay, Fermina. We all thought this thread was about you.

YES!!!! I knew it!!! I am not just being vain (this time).

P.S. - Anytime I can twist Carly Simon's songs around is a good time

P.S.S. - Flipping that porch light off.

- or is it P.P.S.....fuck it. Who cares!

 

[lovetoread]

I keep my Christmas lights on

On my front porch all year long

 

[Jennifer]

It's okay, Fermina. We all thought this thread was about you.

My fingers were crossed.

 

[Bookishleigh]

My fingers were crossed.

You're just jealous I don't have to mow my lawn anymore....

(Go with it - I have to put a positive spin on this house to apartment move somehow.)

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm so vain, I probably thought this thread was about me
I'm so vain, I bet I thought this thread was about me,
Didn't I? Didn't I? Didn't I?

Not crazy enough, sorry, you fail.

I keep my Christmas lights on

On my front porch all year long

You can take the girl out of the country but...

 

[parodyluvr75]

stop being so subtle!
you mean litsters who wank off to guys pretending to be gals?

Nobody cares about your receding penis, except you.

 

[Aquagal]

You know who you are.

I hate this on Halloween! Don't people know the Halloween rules?

 

[bronzeage]

You know who you are.

I don't have a porch, or a light.

I do know who I am, so it's not a requirement.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I hate this on Halloween! Don't people know the Halloween rules?

Me too, so rude! I want to bang on their door until I get some candy.

I don't have a porch, or a light.

I do know who I am, so it's not a requirement.

You need a porch light to qualify, I'm sorry.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Not crazy enough, sorry, you fail.

I guess this is somewhat a compliment....I shall take it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Sorry this place is chock full of nuts, but there is still a gradient scale of nuttiness.

 

[pollynova]

What does it mean when your porch light is out and you're too lazy/afraid to climb the ladder to change it?

 

[spacekowboy]

The sun is still shining here. My lights are not on.

 

[parodyluvr75]

What does it mean when your porch light is out and you're too lazy/afraid to climb the ladder to change it?

You need a helper monkey?

The sun is still shining here. My lights are not on.

It's pitch-black here and I have all my lights on.

 

[pollynova]

You need a helper monkey?

Yes! A helper monkey! In little overalls and a tool belt!

 

[bronzeage]

You need a porch light to qualify, I'm sorry.

My elevator goes all the way to the top.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes! A helper monkey! In little overalls and a tool belt!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61iGgV1eqiL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

My elevator goes all the way to the top.

Which is better than being several quarts short of a load.

 

[Bidin~Time]

i walk in and suddenly...silence

Coincidence? I wonder...

 

[bronzeage]

Which is better than being several quarts short of a load.

No bricks missing from my wheelbarrow.