If God had a hammer, which cuntry (sic) would he smash?

[hobbit.]

As represenative of God on Earth via his master race of choice, the thought occured to me that, Pete Seeger aside, If I had a hammer, what should I do with it?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Glasgow.

 

[hssh345Alt]

As represenative of God on Earth via his master race of choice, the thought occured to me that, Pete Seeger aside, If I had a hammer, what should I do with it?

use it as a sex toy

 

[JohnnySavage]

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.

 

[InWord]

Wasn't there a song about a hammer?

 

[hobbit.]

Glasgow.

Glasgow isnt a cuntry, its full of jocks though.

 

[hobbit.]

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.

less liable to annoy the neighbours.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If it's a tack hammer, Luxembourg.

 

[hssh345Alt]

If it's a tack hammer, Luxembourg.

why Luxemburg ?

 

[pointless]

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.

not in the evening?

 

[hobbit.]

not in the evening?

noise abatement and all that. some call it progress. revelations ch3 v2 has a different view, satan invented superglue, but a good ball pein with a hickory shaft....

 

[yossi]

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning.

All over this land...

 

[Recidiva]

It's the hammer of justice.

 

[julybaby04]

The United States

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

A hammer big enough to destroy a country ?

Better, to supply hand picked assassinating angels with reasonably sized hammers. Pick off individual offenders.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Glasgow isnt a cuntry, its full of jocks though.

I know but I hate Glaswegians. Apart from Ken Stott. Cunts.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I know but I hate Glaswegians. Apart from Ken Stott. Cunts.

Oh he's from Edinburgh! All of them then. Cunts.

 

[pointless]

A hammer big enough to destroy a country ?

Better, to supply hand picked assassinating angels with reasonably sized hammers. Pick off individual offenders.

or you could just hurl a meteor at the fuckers.

 

[Sean]

Who let this cunt back in?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Israel, obviously. "circumcise your hearts and be no more stiff necked"

 

[Mr Noone]

Who let this cunt back in?

More to the point, who let him out of the asylum?

 

[sr71plt]

It's the hammer of freedom.

 

[MNGuy]

Iceland.

It's fund smashing Ice.

Plus it would solve the problem of Iceland.

 

[SkAoUt]

Vatican City for the win mutha...fuckas.

Wrong use of ellipse, yellow card.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Leave Iceland alone! What did Iceland ever do to you ?

Vatican has more treasures than you could ever dream of, or I could ever hope to see.

Vatican is home to [...], but the other side of the coin is worth saving.

So, NO!

Besides, good people, critters and such like. hmmphhh