Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[seth6138]

Not overly crazy but probably driving in my car with the roof down

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I thought that was you!!

 

[EnglishChap6687]

When I was a young teenager my family did a lot of camping in our pop up camper where I slept in one of the slide out beds. I used to masturbate every night so trying to refrain while camping was always challenge for me. One night, I finally gave in and started fingering my clit ever so slowly, acutely aware of how close by the rest of my family was. The fear that someone might hear me or feel the camper jiggle got me even more turned on and before I knew it I was working my clit pretty hard. Just as I started to climax my mom broke the silence with, "Mariah! Lay still!" My orgasms didn't last long back then so luckily I received my satisfaction and was able to drift off into a peaceful slumber afterwards.

Another strange place I jilled was my grandma's house. She had a small yet very powerful hand held massager and I snuck off with that bad boy every chance I got. I was able to get myself off within a matter of minutes by barely touching my clit. The risk of being caught always heightened the pleasure.

I was always a very oversexed and horny girl. lol

That is really, really hot!!!

 

[nakedtraveler]

Great stories

 

[MischievousMich]

In church while sitting in between 2 guys who had the biggest hard ons ever... There was something so naughty about it I was so turned on.

 

[Alanstoy]

Once, at my SO's parents' house he fingered me until I was melting. Then he ordered me to masturbate for him in their sitting room whilst they were preparing the meal in the kitchen next door. A serving hatch was open and they could see him but not me, so I had be really quiet which I don't find easy at the best of times and coming when I was so nervous made it worse. I only had a summer dress and a bra on at the time, another of his little demands that weekend.

 

[jessalynn15]

I was a particularly horny child, and my parents were very anti-masturbation, which I think made it even worse for me. Getting off while on family vacations with the whole family in the hotel room was an art.

 

[MasterBenWest]

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[jaga7337]

My friends garage during a community garage sale. He asked me to watch everything while he went around the area checking others out. Sure passed the time between customers nicely

 

[Dreamer110]

Probably have to say twenty feet up in a treestand while hunting about five in the morning.

 

[LondonMzungu]

In an carriage on a train. I was sat at one end with 5 or 6 other people scattered through out ... The thrill of getting caught made it so sexy ..

 

[Skankstar]

When I was a teen I was a member of a rural fire brigade. One day after training I sat on the bench on the back while everyone else got inside. As we drove along I figured this seemed like the perfect place for a bit of self love. And those overalls with the double pockets that allow you to reach into the pockets of the pants you were wearing underneath gave perfect discreet access as I only ever wore panties under mine.

 

[Bro4SisterRP]

It wasn't much of a masturbation session, but I touched myself just a little bit on a mostly empty bus a few years ago. However the craziest place I've ever masturbated at? I'd have to go with at a lake.

It was many years ago but I remember I was super horny for no apparent reason at all. The family was all down at the lake and we were there with another family who we know pretty well and all of us had been floating in the water for a few hours. I couldn't take my mind off how horny I was and I sort of snuck off to the side of one of our boats, whipped my cock out and started stroking right there in the water. It didn't last very long before I shot my cum into the lake while stroking myself under the water but it was such an amazing orgasm.

 

[blackstallion21]

i always love checking on this thread and seeing the new posts...


a new one for me... I drove to check out an adult book store an hour and a half away from my home town only to find out that they close at 1030! WASN'T HAPPY to say the least... and HAD TO DRIVE the 1.5hrs back home horny as hell... *the reason I went is I found out it's quite the place to run into some fun*

anyways, horny as hell and NO way to get off in the presence of others... lol SO I whipped out on the highway on the way home... raised my seat as far as it would go, propped myself up and for the most part, exposed myself to many drivers on the way back home, turning the light on in my car as I drove past them... I got close to exploding when I drove neck and neck with a Cadillac for over 3 miles before he sped off... EXHILARATING!

 

[justits]

At work when I had the office all to myself.

 

[dand8619]

At work when I had the office all to myself.

In the same boat as justtits

 

[jordanhipster]

at the office, rubbed one out in the bathroom recently. I couldn't take it, was horny as hell and needed a release.

 

[azco15]

I've done it in the office at work over lunch before. Door open. I think the craziest place was in high school. I was in the theater in the stairwell headed up to the rafters with all the spotlights.

 

[jordanhipster]

I've done it in the office at work over lunch before. Door open. I think the craziest place was in high school. I was in the theater in the stairwell headed up to the rafters with all the spotlights.

Gutsy. Nice job. What did you do with your ejaculate?

 

[azco15]

Gutsy. Nice job. What did you do with your ejaculate?

There was a bathroom close by. I cleaned up in there. It wasn't that gutsy looking back. The theater was full, but no one was where I was.

 

[lustatsea]

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[JustAnotherMarylander]

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[Bro4SisterRP]

Just got back from vacation at the beach and thought I'd share a little bit of what I did.

The first night there I was out on the balcony late at night looking over the beach and felt a bit horny. I took my cock out and actually began stroking myself for a little bit however I got spooked out a little when I heard voices from another room a few floors down so I stopped before I had an orgasm or anything. It was still really exciting for the short time it lasted.

 

[OTCurve]

Pennsylvania.

 

[philos]

You and me both. Who knows we could have both been masturbating there at the same time.

 

[darkknight01]

Years ago, I got promoted and got my own office, but my new supervisor didn't have work ready for me, so she asked me to help out a friend. I went to that friend's office and she turned out to be a gorgeous, petite woman with long dark hair and dark eyes. We hit it off as friends right away. Months later, things evolved and we would, several times a day, sneak into each other's offices and masturbate for each other. Her husband worked in the adjacent wing of the building.

You did take it any further than masturbation?