Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

[UCanBLeafinMe]

Wow. Nothing that exciting at mine, but we were pretty sure that two of the counselors were ducking out to screw every chance they could.

We knew several of the counselors were fucking every chance they could. Hell, it was common knowledge that four of the female counselors would spend at least one night together after skinny dipping...

 

[SassySheDevil]

Shifting your own gears while driving. Did you get to 5th gear?

Automatics are good for something.

 

[AliveInside]

On the roof of a college building while students walked below unaware.

In the laundry room of my apartment building.

 

[CountryMusicLvr]

It's not too crazy, but in the supply closet at my old job.

 

[ror5]

It's not too crazy, but in the supply closet at my old job.

What got you needing the closet??

 

[CountryMusicLvr]

What got you needing the closet??

Nothing really... I just wanted to get off. =}

 

[medicmike]

Nothing really... I just wanted to get off. =}

Close to yours,

Bathroom at work....

 

[CountryMusicLvr]

Close to yours,

Bathroom at work....

I've done that too, but not in your work bathroom.

 

[starryeyedone]

In my car in the parking lot at work during my lunch hour while on the phone with a friend.

 

[secretlykinky77]

In my office at work and in car while at traffic lights.

 

[erotichusband68]

Work

The craziest place would have to be in my office at work.

 

[ror5]

Nothing really... I just wanted to get off. =}

Never bad reasoning.....and work closet...i did a first crazy place today....still not sure, when thinking back, embarrassed or turned on

 

[simmi]

work

In a field
In a tractor cab
In a milking parlour
In an office
In a calf rearing shed
In a car
In a haybarn
All a long time ago
Didn't realise I was so horny

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Classroom.

Masturbatathon.

 

[bikesnbooks]

Not overly crazy but a quiet bus one morning. There was a guy a few seats in front of me who was quite hot and I kept thinking about him rubbing his beard on my bare pussy. I had my gym bag with me so I put it on my lap and slid my hand under my skirt. The vibrations of the bus helped me out as well. It was so hard not to moan when I came.

I once came on a bus without touching myself at all - just from the vibration. And an hour or so of fantasizing. Finished off with a little clenching

 

[ror5]

I once came on a bus without touching myself at all - just from the vibration. And an hour or so of fantasizing. Finished off with a little clenching

The wheels on the bus go round and round.....

 

[crash197177]

About an hour ago I jerked off in the backyard. I'm guessing it was too dark for the neighbors to see. Maybe.

 

[fullservice65]

In the hallway of my girlfriend's dorm room (many years ago). Her roommate was there, and (let's call her) Mary wanted to give me a blowjob but settled or watching me masturbate. So I did.

Incidentally, this was AFTER I told her that I was breaking up with her.

 

[blackstallion21]

B O O M

My thread Strikes again! I LOVE hearing all of your stories... and about the places you've touched yourselves.

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[tinycleopatra_]

The parking lot of my high school
One of those portable classrooms off to the side of campus (in front of my student teacher at the time )
Bagel shop bathroom
Gym
Hot tub
My exes parents garage


Most of these were in front of my boyfriends at the time so they were even more exciting. These are just off the top of my head, its exciting to think that anyone could be making themselves feel good anywhere at anytime.

 

[RobDodge]

In a field
In a tractor cab
In a milking parlour
In an office
In a calf rearing shed
In a car
In a haybarn
All a long time ago
Didn't realise I was so horny

Have you been copying me ?!

 

[LoversPlayToy]

In a movie theatre. Back row - dark - quite empty - and the noise of the movie playing to drown out my moaning. Perfect.

I would add my bosses office and my parents bedroom as pretty crazy lol.

 

[hilton1958]

I have also done the bus and classroom thing, yes, I was very young then.
Probably not the craziest, but maybe the most dangerous, was while driving.

 

[BoredinMi]

At church count as crazy?

 

[sluttyjulia]

I have also done the bus and classroom thing, yes, I was very young then.
Probably not the craziest, but maybe the most dangerous, was while driving.

I masturbated in my classroom in college. It was so hot.