Antler sex or ushanka sex?

[parodyluvr75]

Or powder sugar sex?

Or cottage cheese and sardine sex? (Miss the lady)

Or are the whip cream and syrup sex type?

 

[yossi]

I'll take the whip and hold off on the cream until after.

 

[fluffPE]

Monkey sex is not on the list???

 

[parodyluvr75]

There are only ten options and too many ways to sex, it's not fair.

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/78/83/be/7883be61e3cc4617c6b0edeb7c6a9330.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Monkey sex is not on the list???

So you like mating while swinging from a trapeze.

 

[fluffPE]

So you like mating while swinging from a trapeze.

Who doesn't? Duh! That's not on the list either...

 

[yossi]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/78/83/be/7883be61e3cc4617c6b0edeb7c6a9330.jpg

Yes!!

 

[lovetoread]

i prefer the get tossed on top and spun like a top sex thing.

 

[fluffPE]

i prefer the get tossed on top and spun like a top sex thing.

I call that wild monkey sex. My own name for it.

Remember that one time....*sigh*

 

[parodyluvr75]

i prefer the get tossed on top and spun like a top sex thing.

I'm with you on that!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llv9ln1UrS1qzpwi0o1_1280.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes!!

I thought you'd like that

 

[parodyluvr75]

Who doesn't? Duh! That's not on the list either...

Yeti are known for their trapeze skills. Sheesh.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm at an impasse, cottage cheese sex is awesome, but you mixed it with sardines so I can't take that option....

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm at an impasse, cottage cheese sex is awesome, but you mixed it with sardines so I can't take that option....

Weirdo.

Everyone likes sardines and cottage cheese, what's wrong with you?

 

[butters]

Harry sex

sprinkles optional

 

[divacarolina]

if something sticky lands on my face by the end i'm probably all in favor. love this poll.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Harry sex

sprinkles optional

Chocolate or candy?

 

[parodyluvr75]

if something sticky lands on my face by the end i'm probably all in favor. love this poll.

That happened to me when I start with the blender on too high of a setting.

 

[butters]

Chocolate or candy?

the whole rainbow

 

[parodyluvr75]

the whole rainbow

 

[butters]

right, i've not bothered to google,so what the hell is ushanka sex?

 

[parodyluvr75]

right, i've not bothered to google,so what the hell is ushanka sex?

Sex while wearing one of these.

 

[eyer]

I've always wanted to...

...shake it like a motherfvcker with a moose.


[flavor with commas as desired...]

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://rscrapz.com/rWeb/happy-dance-moose-9.gif