Shortest relationship you have had?

[hbk4894]

4 weeks for mine

 

[bronzeage]

45 minutes.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's not a relationship unless it passes the one year mark.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Probly 45 minutes.

 

[bronzeage]

It's not a relationship unless it passes the one year mark.

Don't be so shallow.

 

[Jennifer]

45 minutes.

This. Just enough to orgasm and put my panties back on.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't be so shallow.

Wanna try for 44?

 

[Jillswitch]

My relationship with my penis was only 2". I can't think of anything shorter than that. But for as small as my pecker was, he rarely rejected me.

 

[Jillswitch]

45 minutes.

Mine is more of a 4-5 minute thing.

 

[thør]

Define relationship.

 

[bronzeage]

This. Just enough to orgasm and put my panties back on.

Who said you could put your panties back on?

Wanna try for 44?

How about two 22's.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Better than a baker's dozen.

 

[Jennifer]

Who said you could put your panties back on?

That was just for show. I rarely wear panties.

 

[Mr Noone]

That was just for show. I rarely wear panties.

I'm shocked!

 

[SmileyAsswipe]

Does this count rentals?

 

[HighSchoolJock]

the girl was like 5 feet tall or something

Scotty

 

[Jennifer]

Does this count rentals?

I think it depends on how much you tip.


(You really do have the best username, ever!!)

 

[Jennifer]

I'm shocked!

I stopped wearing them because of you and your handy scissors.

 

[spacekowboy]

I once gave the half hearted "S'up?" head nod to a stranger as we passed each other in the hallway.


That relationship was pretty short.

 

[Mindlessfruit]

4 days but it was high school so I don't think it really counts lol but my average relationship lasts like 2-3 months before I get bored and go back to being single.