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parodyluvr75

parodyluvr75

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What kind of son is Des? Does he come over to mow your lawn and take out the trash? Does he give you thoughtful presents or are they obviously regifted?

Des is Brolly a good mother or did she leave you with odd mommy issues and an extreme aversion to castor oil?


Luv,

Birdie:rose:
 
parodyluvr75 said:
What kind of son is Des? Does he come over to mow your lawn and take out the trash? Does he give you thoughtful presents or are they obviously regifted?

Des is Brolly a good mother or did she leave you with odd mommy issues and an extreme aversion to castor oil?


Luv,

Birdie:rose:
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I've always looked upon Des as a child of divorced parents. Maybe that is because of the many Christmas presents he received when he was little.
Then again, I'm probably thinking of someone else entirely.


*reaches out for the gin bottle*
*misses*
"DEEEEEESSS!!! Be a darling and mix me another GnT. Now there's a sweet."
*hic*

:)
 
Brollyanna is the Lit mother I never had. She was always there for me as I grew up on the Playground, telling me to say something nice about the person above me or, sometimes and for a radical change, below me: she made sure I wrapped up warm before venturing out to BDSM or Poetry Hangouts, and checked to see that I had money for the collection plate every Sunday for the How To crowd.

Brollyanna, thank you for all you did for me. I got you this gin to say thank you very much. It's my favourite, and perhaps it might become yours, too.

Love you!
 
DesEsseintes said:
Brollyanna is the Lit mother I never had. She was always there for me as I grew up on the Playground, telling me to say something nice about the person above me or, sometimes and for a radical change, below me: she made sure I wrapped up warm before venturing out to BDSM or Poetry Hangouts, and checked to see that I had money for the collection plate every Sunday for the How To crowd.

Brollyanna, thank you for all you did for me. I got you this .....
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I think this should be nominated for best post ever...I almost choked on my chex mix I was laughing so hard! (tell me to say something nice to the person above-priceless):cool:
 
I did get some messages from names I didn't recognize but I didn't read them. You think they want me to be their sister?:eek:
 
I know what youall girls are actually after…
But back off!
I'm also interested & on his side now
 
All I know is this thread is now going to be my stock response to everyone who posts on GB asking for an incest story.
 
DesEsseintes said:
Brollyanna is the Lit mother I never had. She was always there for me as I grew up on the Playground, telling me to say something nice about the person above me or, sometimes and for a radical change, below me: she made sure I wrapped up warm before venturing out to BDSM or Poetry Hangouts, and checked to see that I had money for the collection plate every Sunday for the How To crowd.

Brollyanna, thank you for all you did for me. I got you this gin to say thank you very much. It's my favourite, and perhaps it might become yours, too.

Love you!
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You were delightful as a child, Des and we were very proud of you.
Do you remember when you invited your friends around for tea and served them jam scones with clotted cream? And how you mistook a bottle of Château d'Yquem for elder flower cordial? Hahaha, it took you several years to pay daddy back out of your weekly allowance, but you persevered.

parodyluvr75 said:
If I pretend to behave will Brolly adopt me?
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parodyluvr75 said:
Expect messages asking how hot your mom is.
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I have an oven... I mean a cage ready and waiting. :)


And no offense, pretty birdy, but this thread makes me feel a little like Ish and Vat - thus decidedly queasy.
 
Somehow elderflower cordial has never quite lived up to that first, golden taste.

(Some more subliminal incest dog-whistling there.)
 
JohnnySavage said:
Me too. But only if it had pictures. Of Brolly. Nobody wants to see a naked Brit guy.
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Speak for yourself! This is an equal opportunity illustrated incest story!

(My phone keeps changing incest to invest. Think it's telling me to be more responsible?)
 
JohnnySavage said:
Me too. But only if it had pictures. Of Brolly. Nobody wants to see a naked Brit guy.
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Listen to this man. He speaks the truth.

But I'm not writing it or reading it, and I suspect Brolly won't be either. The thought of incest makes me come over all shivery, and not in a good way.
 
BabblingBrooke said:
Speak for yourself! This is an equal opportunity illustrated incest story!

(My phone keeps changing incest to invest. Think it's telling me to be more responsible?)
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Mine does that, too! I hate being judged by my electronics.

Everyone prefers incesting to investing.
 
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