Ladies, have you ever fantasizes about having sex

[parodyluvr75]

Ladies, have you ever fantasized about having sex

With a dumb guy?

I've fantasized about beating the stupid out of them, with a club or a hammer. I wonder if their heads are full of stuffing or candy or stagnant water.

 

[Queersetti]

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[shygurl570]

No. He has to be able to carry on an intelligent conversation. When I was 20, probably... In my 40's hell no!

 

[parodyluvr75]

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I knew you'd get it Q.

Looks like she does too.

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[BabblingBrooke]

With a dumb guy? Not once ever.

 

[Killswitch1]

With a dumb guy? Not once ever.

Do you want too?

 

[parodyluvr75]

With a dumb guy? Not once ever.

You're not missing out. Have you considered using them as a piñata?

 

[Noor]

No, really bright guys are hard enough

 

[ElijaRDC]

With a dumb guy?

I've fantasized about beating the stupid out of them, with a club or a hammer. I wonder if their heads are full of stuffing or candy or stagnant water.

When we were in middle school, my best friend had a crush on this one boy, and she'd say something about how cute he looked that day or whatever, and I was like, I don't see how you can even think that. He was (and still is) just about as dumb as you can be while still being considered "normal."

 

[parodyluvr75]

No, really bright guys are hard enough

They can all be a pain in the ass.

When we were in middle school, my best friend had a crush on this one boy, and she'd say something about how cute he looked that day or whatever, and I was like, I don't see how you can even think that. He was (and still is) just about as dumb as you can be while still being considered "normal."

His name wasn't VA by chance?

 

[SubmissiveMom]

God, thats awful! What is wrong with you? I have some strange fantasies but cruelty or violence not included, especially when talking about vulnerable people for god sake!

 

[neci]

God, thats awful! What is wrong with you? I have some strange fantasies but cruelty or violence not included, especially when talking about vulnerable people for god sake!

do you like to suck the dummies?

 

[parodyluvr75]

God, thats awful! What is wrong with you? I have some strange fantasies but cruelty or violence not included, especially when talking about vulnerable people for god sake!

Awful or dumb is in the eye of the beholder, ain't it?

Also this is a parody thread.

 

[parodyluvr75]

do you like to suck the dummies?

Sounds like a good way to get splinters in your tongue.

 

[SubmissiveMom]

Oh God x if this is just a parody then I apologise outright x so sorry to all and everyone x x x x

 

[Noor]

Oh God x if this is just a parody then I apologise outright x so sorry to all and everyone x x x x

The birdie mainly starts parody threads.

Lady T-Rexes sometimes do too

 

[parodyluvr75]

The birdie mainly starts parody threads.

Lady T-Rexes sometimes do too

Truth be told, I do have fantasies about beating them with unabridged hardback dictionaries but that's the topic for another thread.

 

[Noor]

Truth be told, I do have fantasies about beating them with unabridged hardback dictionaries but that's the topic for another thread.

That is ignorant men, not dumb ones, right?

 

[parodyluvr75]

That is ignorant men, not dumb ones, right?

If you want my exact usage, I prefer stupid, willfully stupid.

 

[Noor]

If you want my exact usage, I prefer stupid, willfully stupid.

so it's a choice they make?

 

[parodyluvr75]

so it's a choice they make?

Yes.