The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[phantom4533]

But only on PPV and not more than $6.

 

[phantom4533]

"If you want to accomplish nothing, form a committee." ... my father

 

[Sunshine]

Very good day! I just found out my son, who has been out of school since November, has been accepted to a fabulous special needs school. Happy sunshiney day!

 

[Brollyanna]

"A camel is a horse designed by a committee."

"A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brains."

"A committee is a bunch of people sharing a brain."

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Not wanting to pick nits (really, I don't want to even touch the foul little bastards) but not even one of those assertions is based on fact.

~ The GeeBee truth finding committee.

 

[NHKitty]

Very good day! I just found out my son, who has been out of school since November, has been accepted to a fabulous special needs school. Happy sunshiney day!

Hooray! That's wonderful news!

 

[trysail]

"If you want to accomplish nothing, form a committee." ... my father

He was, quite clearly, a wise man.



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[Laurel]

I figured it can't be all of them because that would be "*conts." but there's no clarification. The mystery continues...

https://twitter.com/Literotica_com/status/611170415679942657

 

[Laurel]

Comedy is hard.

 

[spacekowboy]

I figured it can't be all of them because that would be "*conts." but there's no clarification. The mystery continues...

https://twitter.com/Literotica_com/status/611170415679942657

I'm a man of contsant sorrow.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I need to pay bills today, but I think I'll take a nap instead

 

[Laurel]

I'm a man of contsant sorrow.

Cont!!!

 

[Brollyanna]

I figured it can't be all of them because that would be "*conts." but there's no clarification. The mystery cuntinues...

https://twitter.com/Literotica_com/status/611170415679942657

 

[thør]

Comedy is hard.

Don't laugh at my penis.

 

[Laurel]

Cont!!

Don't laugh at my penis.

Never at! Always behind its back.

 

[NHKitty]

The radishes I bought last night at the farmstand are really, really spicy/zesty.

What is the right adjective to describe the taste of a radish?

 

[Wings]

I go with: disgusting

 

[thør]

Never at! Always behind its back.

Hey, you always cum first.

The radishes I bought last night at the farmstand are really, really spicy/zesty.

What is the right adjective to describe the taste of a radish?

hot or mild...

 

[CyranoJ]

The radishes I bought last night at the farmstand are really, really spicy/zesty.

What is the right adjective to describe the taste of a radish?

Sharp and crisp, maybe. Spicy and zesty also work. Fresh radishes are awesome, I really should get to the farmer's market more.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Can you get - and there is no way of saying this without innuendo, I'm afraid - those big, black radishes in the US? They are super hot, and I've only ever been able to buy them in Germany.

 

[Wings]

Look, not every black radish is big, stop stereotyping!

 

[CyranoJ]

Can you get - and there is no way of saying this without innuendo, I'm afraid - those big, black radishes in the US? They are super hot, and I've only ever been able to buy them in Germany.

Farmer's markets sometimes have them in Canada, I expect that would be true in the US as well.

I have heard that once you go black radish you never go back, but that's strictly apocryphal.

 

[phantom4533]

Can you get - and there is no way of saying this without innuendo, I'm afraid - those big, black radishes in the US? They are super hot, and I've only ever been able to buy them in Germany.

I think they call them "Jesse Owens" radishes. They grew really fast.

 

[NHKitty]

Can you get - and there is no way of saying this without innuendo, I'm afraid - those big, black radishes in the US? They are super hot, and I've only ever been able to buy them in Germany.

Profiling?

I've never seen nor heard of them...hmmmm...must go Google.

Cyrano ~ I love having the farm stand nearby...they had some fantastic looking kale and chard that I may pick up before the weekend. And the strawberries!! Wowza!

 

[trysail]

Not wanting to pick nits (really, I don't want to even touch the foul little bastards)...

~ The GeeBee truth finding committee.

...or the lice.
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[DesEsseintes]

Look, not every black radish is big, stop stereotyping!

I know, I know, it's what you do with your radish that counts. Forgive my crudité.

Farmer's markets sometimes have them in Canada, I expect that would be true in the US as well.

I have heard that once you go black radish you never go back, but that's strictly apocryphal.

One day I will learn to judge a radish not by the colour of its skin but by the content of its flavour profile.