The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[Eyereadtoo]

It is currently 91 degrees outside and is supposed to spike at 97 before the day is over; when's the damn polar ice caps supposed to melt?

That Al Gore is full of shit, man.

 

[Wings]

Taylor Schilling looks coked up on Fallon.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The "check engine" light on my vehicle has been on for about two years. Today it's off. My car seems to have repaired itself. Could it be a Transformer???

I hope the brakes spontaneously fix themselves next.

 

[yossi]

Can we bring back the siesta as a modern day tradition, please?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Can we bring back the siesta as a modern day tradition, please?

The people of Spain would scratch their heads at that one. When I was last in Barcelona no-one even began getting ready to go out in the evening until 9 or 10, and it was usually past midnight before we dined. From 2-6 was always nap time. So wonderfully humane.

 

[yossi]

Fuck America. I'm heading to Spain. Does the rain still stay mainly in the plain?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Fuck America. I'm heading to Spain. Does the rain still stay mainly in the plain?

Depends where you go but, at this time of year and outside Galicia (the north-western bit above Portugal) it is likely to be hot and dry. Around 80F in Madrid and around 90F in Seville right now.

 

[girlsmiley]

I like work, it's the getting out of bed part that sucks.

I'm still tired. I need to try to get more sleep in. Going to bed at midnight and waking up at 5 is not enough sleep.

It's cold and dark and horrible and wet out there, and my bed is nice and warm. Ugh.

I will go to bed at 9.30 PM tonight. Locking that in.

 

[Disgustipated]

Do you mean Kitty Mama? There's a big difference.

This

Footers! Headers! Continuous page breaks! Layout! Fuck!

I wish I could find a guide that doesn't talk like I've been using this forever. Pictures. Explain it to me. Don't just tell me how to do it because I don't even know what it IS doing! That's two fucking tutorials that I've followed step by step that have screwed me up now and it's simply because I have no idea what any of this is actually doing. Nothing like making you feel really smart when every single page is numbered 3 and 4 all the fucking way through even when you did exactly what they said to do.

Why not go to the AH and see if those felons can help? Not being a smart-ass, just wondering.

Taylor Schilling looks coked up on Fallon.

Again... #Who?

 

[Wings]

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Why not go to the AH and see if those felons can help? Not being a smart-ass, just wondering.



Again... #Who?

Piper from Orange Is The New Black

 

[Conager]

The "check engine" light on my vehicle has been on for about two years. Today it's off. My car seems to have repaired itself. Could it be a Transformer???

I hope the brakes spontaneously fix themselves next.

Did you confirm the check engine light comes on with the ignition key in run before you actually start it? Maybe the check engine lightbulb itself is now BO.

 

[Littlefinger]

Why not go to the AH and see if those felons can help? Not being a smart-ass, just wondering.

Because I didn't think about it and most of the time I dismiss the AH because it's for Lit story authors. Thank you for the suggestion though. I'll go to HT and see if they have any advice.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The people of Spain would scratch their heads at that one. When I was last in Barcelona no-one even began getting ready to go out in the evening until 9 or 10, and it was usually past midnight before we dined. From 2-6 was always nap time. So wonderfully humane.

That's pretty much how people do every night here in New York.

Except for the nap part, that is. If you can do that every day, you either have a night job or you have "fuck-you-I-do-what-I-want" money.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Kitty is back just as James Johnson leaves. Coincidence?

He left?

Wait...has he "left" like Vette left, or left like being hit by a car and broke his leg left?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I made a post on FB to a WaPo article and so far have over 250 likes.

I need to parlay my social media fame into some cash!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Also: My curry goat has just started the 2-hour simmer.

 

[Yardley]

Also: My curry goat has just started the 2-hour simmer.

I would have been impressed with the trained livestock. The humble brag that you have a goat devoted just to tending your curry needs was a bit much though.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Devoted goats are hard to find.

 

[hashtag45]

When I was last in Barcelona "no-one" even began getting ready to go out in the evening until 9 or 10, and it was usually past midnight before we dined. .

practice what you preach!
stop generalizing!

 

[DesEsseintes]

I would have been impressed with the trained livestock. The humble brag that you have a goat devoted just to tending your curry needs was a bit much though.

You should see his risotto yak, Lucinda.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

The lack of wit is just pitiful.

 

[Disgustipated]

Piper from Orange Is The New Black

Does she have a curry goat?

 

[Wings]

Does she have a curry goat?

She might have eaten curry goat but I doubt she has a goat that makes her curry. Johnny is blessed.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have already watched all the new OITNB shows. The new brit chick had some really nice boobies.

 

[Wings]

She's freaking gorgeous.