Why is the media promoting Avengerism so heavily?

[badbabysitter]

And why is me even asking the question going to brand me a Marvel hater

You cant walk down the street or turn on the TV without these superheroes being shoved down our throats

If they had just left the tesseract in the bottom of the Atlantic ocean, none of this would even be an issue

But now they're destroying public property and causing millions in damages

The superhero population is less then .00000000000000001 per cent and we have been programmed to accept this as normal

And if you point out that this really something that in no way will actually ever affect me or anyone I know in literally any way... I will bitch about being marginalized

I'm the victim here damnit

 

[Sammael Bard]

Er...Business? Money?

The promoters don't care if you're offended or not.

Reality and statistics - go to hell.

BTW, I saw a couple of earplugs available at a great price. Just saying'...

 

[stickygirl]

The superhero population is less then .00000000000000001 per cent and we have been programmed to accept this as normal

Citation needed or your pants will catch fire

us trans folk

 

[zipman]

A+ parody thread.

 

[badbabysitter]

I'm still the victim!!!!!

 

[Queersetti]

Don't get Thor about it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

[totally irrelevant segue into another social topic not even tangentially related to the OP]

I AXE YOU

WHY CAN'T TONY STARK BE BLACK IF RU PAUL CAN BE A WOMAN

http://40.media.tumblr.com/274bcdd113c9b31794d40bdc6b0b04ee/tumblr_mxjzf70AEw1rt0jkuo1_1280.png

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.318506!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/alg-robertdowneyjr-jpg.jpg

HUH

HUH

THATS RIGHT NO ANSWER ASS YEW ZOO HELL

STOOPID DUMOHSCRAPS!!!

COLORING CUNTS!!!

you all must be

KNEE PADS!!!

[/totally irrelevant segue into another social topic not even tangentially related to the OP]

 

[badbabysitter]

Don't get Thor about it.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ba_dum_tss_ugly_americans.gif