badbabysitter
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he's made 11 vanity threads about me just this year
Someone has a crush on me
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Mello_SixtyNine
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badbabysitter
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naw, this guy has a schoolboy crush on me.. you know when the guy that had the crush would pick on you
it's so adorable
lovecraft68
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I heard he was going to ask you to the prom, but lost his nerve (and his mom wouldn't let him out of the house)
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Recidiva
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Or drunk.
Well, since it's possible to be both at the same time, get drunk first.
Well, OBVIOUSLY...drunk, I mean, come on.
badbabysitter
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despite being irish, I'm a very happy drunk
Ulaven_Demorte
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Low blow..
His mom died and left him a debt to be repaid (which is funny since someone's debt isn't transferred to their children but to the estate). so either he co-signed for a loan for his mom, or he married her.
This final snub from the woman who forgot to abort him lead to his he-man woman hating ways.
lovecraft68
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Low blow..
His mom died and left him a debt to be repaid (which is funny since someone's debt isn't transferred to their children but to the estate). so either he co-signed for a loan for his mom, or he married her.
This final snub from the woman who forgot to abort him lead to his he-man woman hating ways.
But I thought he was a super successful insurance salesman or something?
But I concur, had his mother simply swallowed this board would be a much nicer place.
bronzeage
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Vanity troll threads are the sincerest form of love.
Noor
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Queersetti
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If you decide to meet him, don't take your dog.
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