The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[jezzilee]

Consider it a welcome to lit mulligan. I will.

You're too kind

 

[Killswitch1]

You're too kind

You remind me of someone.

 

[jezzilee]

You remind me of someone.

I am not someone. I am me. This is my one and only username and will always be my one and only, although I would like to change it, but if I ever do, I will do it publicly so as not to surprise or confuse.

Hope the person I remind you of brings you pleasant memories.

 

[Killswitch1]

I am not someone. I am me. This is my one and only username and will always be my one and only, although I would like to change it, but if I ever do, I will do it publicly so as not to surprise or confuse.

Hope the person I remind you of brings you pleasant memories.

Well it's more your av that does but you seem like you're ok. Thank you. You can stay.

lol

 

[jezzilee]

Well it's more your av that does but you seem like you're ok. You can stay.

lol

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j8/jezzi_lee/smilies/party0011.gif

 

[Killswitch1]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j8/jezzi_lee/smilies/party0011.gif

ahhhhh that did it.

Cute.

Now shoo before people think were friends and you get labeled.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My fvcking rice tastes like plaster. My next wife will know how to cook rice.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

My fvcking rice tastes like plaster. My next wife will know how to cook rice.

Get a rice cooker. They seem stupid, but it makes rice foolproof.

 

[jezzilee]

My fvcking rice tastes like plaster. My next wife will know how to cook rice.

sometimes I cook rice with bullion depending on what I am serving it with or what I am doing with it. Normally not though, it adds a lot of salt.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Get a rice cooker. They seem stupid, but it makes rice foolproof.

Yea, but a wife does more than just cook rice.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Deja vu here with the rice cooking...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Deja vu here with the rice cooking...

It's an on-going problem.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Yea, but a wife does more than just cook rice.

Rice cooker is cheaper. Presumably.

 

[lovetoread]

Ketchup is mana from the gods.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Rice cooker is cheaper. Presumably.

Money is no object when it comes to someone cooking my rice.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My fvcking rice tastes like plaster. My next wife will know how to cook rice.

Get a rice cooker. They seem stupid, but it makes rice foolproof.

http://media.tumblr.com/cc7325babd3db5f7d693dd9c6665d98f/tumblr_inline_nby9fepxiz1r4leai.gif

http://www.japaoemfoco.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/Panela-de-Arroz-El%C3%A9trica-no-Jap%C3%A3o.jpg

https://isacocinasana.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/01suihanki1.jpg?w=820

A suihanki. Get one. Like yesterday. Either basic plug-in or fuzzy computer electric. Best food/kitchen investment you'll ever make.

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/552672afe4b0c26feae01486/55280ba7e4b0990a58750d86/55280ba8e4b0990a5875224d/1321247091317/1000w/FCS174suihankiWEB.jpg

 

[ElasticMermaid]

Money is no object when it comes to someone cooking my rice.

Oh. Well then, I can cook rice.

 

[pointless]

Ketchup is mana from the gods.

you're fucked up.

still.

 

[lovetoread]

you're fucked up.

still.

There have been 14 ads in the last hour for ketchup.

Its a sign!

 

[Saint Peter]

There have been 14 ads in the last hour for ketchup.

Its a sign!

I dare you to put some in Rosco's guacamole!

 

[toubab]

I understand, touby...

...but, would your wife understand if she knew:

1. you post on literotica.com

2. that you like to ask literotica.com "females" to show you their tits

3. that you like to comment on literotica.com "female" avs and ask them to show more

4. that you like to comment on literotica. com "female" butts?

However do you keep all the time you play on literotica.com...

...totally secret from your wife?

You must really be a pro at deceit, toubly...

Eeyore, you exaggerate greatly, but if you really would like to know, my wife is aware that I'm not, and never have been, the perfect husband. Not that it is any of your business.

 

[DesEsseintes]

sometimes I cook rice with bullion depending on what I am serving it with or what I am doing with it. Normally not though, it adds a lot of salt.

Rice cooker is cheaper. Presumably.

Cheaper than cooking with bullion? I'd imagine so.

 

[pointless]

mmmm, golden rice.

and a1 is better than ketchup, so suck it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Katsup is only for french fries. Mustard for everything else. In fact mustard is even good on fries.

 

[lovetoread]

Wait, are you saying you dont put ketchup on guac?