The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[pointless]

and i like the massage molestations and the fake street pickups. the ones with lesbians, of course.

 

[pointless]

i just found out that ted 2 doesn't even have mila kunis in it. now i care even less. i didn't think that was possible.

 

[Brollyanna]

In an ideal world, there would always be a new season of OITNB and The Wire.

 

[pointless]

i'm just going to assume that everyone is off downloading japanese porn right now while i finish up watching anchorman and drink my coke zero and post on this deadass board.

 

[pointless]

if you dumbfucks didn't binge watch everything you'd make it last longer.

 

[Brollyanna]

In an ideal world, there would always be a new season of OITNB and The Wire.

And Japanese porn.

if you dumbfucks didn't binge watch everything you'd make it last longer.

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[JohnnySavage]

if you dumbfucks didn't binge watch everything you'd make it last longer.

Life is too short to wait.

 

[pointless]

i'm talking to all netflix peoples everywhere. binge watching is fucking overrated.

and evil.

i regret binging on kimmy schmidt because now i have no more kimmy schmidt to watch and i still have almost a year to wait for more. it fills me with sadness and remorse, yo.

 

[pointless]

Life is too short to wait.

either way you're waiting, dude.

 

[Brollyanna]

i'm talking to all netflix peoples everywhere. binge watching is fucking overrated.

and evil.

i regret binging on kimmy schmidt because now i have no more kimmy schmidt to watch and i still have almost a year to wait for more. it fills me with sadness and remorse, yo.

Satan:"C'mon, you created the whole world! Let me create at least one thing."
God: "Hmmmm....ok, but just one."
Satan: "Yes, just one. Promise."

http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/netflix-tv-590x407.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

Will the internets break tomorrow when everyone is streaming OITNB? Should I download my Japanese pron now so I have something to do, locally?

I just finished season 2. The ending was pretty great, I hope they can keep it going.

 

[Lord Pmann]

i'm talking to all netflix peoples everywhere. binge watching is fucking overrated.

and evil.

i regret binging on kimmy schmidt because now i have no more kimmy schmidt to watch and i still have almost a year to wait for more. it fills me with sadness and remorse, yo.

But you can binge watch other things for an entire year. For instance, I have Netflix and HBO Now and I have about 300 years worth of TV to watch. And that's assuming no more new stuff comes out.

 

[pointless]

i'm very picky.

 

[Wings]

Christian Slater is still very pretty to look at.

 

[Not Normal]

Christian Slater is still very pretty to look at.

And has a gig again.

 

[Wings]

And has a gig again.

I know! Cool.

 

[thør]

Christian Slater is still very pretty to look at.

Doesn't do a thing for me.....

 

[spacekowboy]

In an ideal world, there would always be a new season of OITNB and The Wire.

What the Fuck did I do??

 

[NHKitty]

I should get dressed.

OK...re-dressed.

It feels really good to be drying off in front of the fan though. I got overheated mowing in the hot sun.

And I hate wearing clothes almost as much as I hate wearing shoes.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Ya mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed three episodes.

I'm still giggling at that...

 

[JohnnySavage]

If every deck in a starship has gravity plating, why do you stick to the floor below instead of the ceiling above?

 

[butters]

Satan:"C'mon, you created the whole world! Let me create at least one thing."
God: "Hmmmm....ok, but just one."
Satan: "Yes, just one. Promise."

*smirks*

 

[Wings]

Oh man, I "accidentally" sat too close to a man spreader. What a complete dick, I hope I punched his thigh with my ass cheek.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Are things finally settling down around here?

 

[Lyricalli]

Oh man, I "accidentally" sat too close to a man spreader. What a complete dick, I hope I punched his thigh with my ass cheek.

Reminded me of this recent article:

I Have Been Sitting on Manspreaders For the Last Month and I Have Never Felt More Free


May his thigh remember and rue this day.