The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[pointless]

i'd say we should ship over some hummingbirds and fireflies for you guys to enjoy, but we have billions of starlings thanks to you pricks. basically, you guys can get fucked. we're keeping our fascinating wildlife until you take yours back.

 

[Lorilei]

I don't know if there are any animals we have that you don't.

You have cows, right?

Indeed we do. My dad even has a buffalo!

 

[Jennifer]

i'd say we should ship over some hummingbirds and fireflies for you guys to enjoy, but we have billions of starlings thanks to you pricks. basically, you guys can get fucked. we're keeping our fascinating wildlife until you take yours back.

I bet they don't even have snipes or jackalopes. Poor, poor Brits.

 

[pointless]

Indeed we do. My dad even has a buffalo!

you should sing it this lovely song.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I don't know if there are any animals we have that you don't.

You have cows, right?

We don't have any Welsh....

or Pied wagtail

 

[pointless]

I bet they don't even have snipes or jackalopes. Poor, poor Brits.

you just reminded me of america's funniest people and now i want you to die.

 

[dolf]

I felt the same, only to find people questioning my motives and group me, eyer-like, with others. It's annoying.

judging a person's actions, condemning them, then placing them on ignore is tantamount to attempted lynching.

I bet they don't even have snipes or jackalopes. Poor, poor Brits.

we have snipe!

 

[Jennifer]

you just reminded me of america's funniest people and now i want you to die.

America has funny people? Where are they?

*still alive*

 

[pointless]

just be glad you don't know what i'm talking about. think america's funniest home videos, but instead of bob saget it has the other unfunny standup dude from full house. the one that alanis morrisette wrote a hate song about.

we didn't have cable much when i was younger. tv was made of sadness.

 

[Jennifer]

just be glad you don't know what i'm talking about. think america's funniest home videos, but instead of bob saget it has the other unfunny standup dude from full house. the one that alanis morrisette wrote a hate song about.

we didn't have cable much when i was younger. tv was made of sadness.

OMG. I forgot that you are in Canada. *passes you the joint*

TV is still made of sadness. We have the Kargashians.

 

[pointless]

what? i'll take the joint, but what? i'm not in canada. i'm south and west of canada. protected by several lakes and detroit.

 

[Jennifer]

what? i'll take the joint, but what? i'm not in canada. i'm south and west of canada. protected by several lakes and detroit.

Oh, sorry! I blame the joint. Did you ever live in Canada? My stalking skills are
obviously terrible.

 

[Mr Noone]

...we have snipe!

I've been on many a pleasant (if fruitless) snipe hunt on my visits to the Auld Country.

 

[Lorilei]

you should sing it this lovely song.

That fucker's mean, I'm not singing to him. He headbutted one of the side mirrors off my truck because he didn't like the way the sun was reflecting off of it.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

http://www.upworthy.com/the-longest...-a-very-big-problem?g=2&c=upw1&fb_ref=Default

Lit needs one of these....

 

[neci]

I felt the same, only to find people questioning my motives and group me, eyer-like, with others. It's annoying.

I post for me. No one else. If someone wants to pigeon hole me, that's their shit, not mine. Annoying people go on iggy and *bam* life is good.

 

[neci]

That may be over simplistic, but some shit I just don't have time in my day for.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

just be glad you don't know what i'm talking about. think america's funniest home videos, but instead of bob saget it has the other unfunny standup dude from full house. the one that alanis morrisette wrote a hate song about.

we didn't have cable much when i was younger. tv was made of sadness.

I'm pretty sure we did have cable and I still watched that show by choice. Thus demonstrating early, my propensity for bad life choices.

 

[Killswitch1]

I'm pretty sure we did have cable and I still watched that show by choice. Thus demonstrating early, my propensity for bad life choices.

lol...

 

[Disgustipated]

lol...

 

[dolf]

'take with or after food' = 'eat some chocolate'

 

[butters]

judging a person's actions, condemning them, then placing them on ignore is tantamount to attempted lynching.



we have snipe!

precious

also, the tactic of creating the impression that the worst part was snogging a 16y/o, and that this is the part we are all enraged about, rather than cyberfucking a 14y/o, is getting seriously tedious. 16 is legal here and, whatever happened in the car, whilst off, nowhere near as terrible as anything sexual, even just online, with a child.

yeah, shooting the shit out of things and gaming in a non-sexual fashion is oooo immoral

 

[CleverCowardice]

It's a little sad when you lose interest mid-flirtation.

 

[Pookie]

It's a little sad when you lose interest mid-flirtation.

And a bit awkward.

 

[yossi]

It's really interesting hearing my neighbors conversations and makes me wonder how loud I am. Maybe sex on the couch should be limited.