The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm only in angst because that's the only channel I get on my TV.

Wait until the wave of angst gets switched with ennui.

Joint's really gonna be insufferable then!

 

[phantom4533]

I wonder if American Pharaoh got lucky last night.

 

[dolf]

a lady vomiting blood was the high point in a spectacular day.

 

[Jennifer]

a lady vomiting blood was the high point in a spectacular day.

That's the WORST smell in the world.

 

[dolf]

That's the WORST smell in the world.

noooo, the other end smelled much worse.

 

[Brollyanna]

WTF, the GB?

 

[lovetoread]

Burn it with fire!

 

[Brollyanna]

Fire and brimstone.

 

[pointless]

It's hard to believe that tennis has a large enough following in the US, that NBC would have all day coverage all day for the past five days.

On the other hand; they cover European soccer and (non-NASCAR) auto racing.

We are the world!

tennis is awesome, you bastard. i like it so much i even watch it when it's not being played by hot women.

like right now. those two slavic dudes are not hot women at all, but still i watch. i can't help it. i'm weird. also, it's just a fun sport.

better than hockey anyway.

 

[Jennifer]

noooo, the other end smelled much worse.

Oh. Some times they get really blocked and that stuff is also vomited. That is horrendous.

 

[Wings]

It's my dad's birthday and he's mowing my lawn. He says it makes him happy.

Have at it, big guy

 

[pointless]

well, there you go. djokovic lost.

and they shared a sweaty man hug. sans penetration, sadly.

oh well. you can't have everything. anyway, djokovic's head is kinda long so i'm kinda on the fence on that one anyway.

 

[CyranoJ]

Fond as I am of tales of fecal vomiting, I'm even fonder of this.

Pretty much all of them are worth reading. #26 on the list, "This Is a Generic Brand Video," actually led to a full-fledged video parody which is good fun if you missed it the first time around.

Also there's Goofus & Gallant Rashomon-style; Thirteen Writing Prompts (which led to an actual story contest); I Would Like To Be Pope; I'm Just a Fucking Cat; I'm Comics Sans, Asshole; and more. Something for just about everyone, really.

 

[dolf]

Oh. Some times they get really blocked and that stuff is also vomited. That is horrendous.

only seen that one once *shudder*

 

[pointless]

oh, hey. the women's world cup. norway v thailand. yep, the thai's have a team. who knew? i wonder if they'll be able to make it through the match without a coup.

 

[Littlefinger]

Got new lappy. Working smoothly. It's so quiet and small.

 

[Jennifer]

oh, hey. the women's world cup. norway v thailand. yep, the thai's have a team. who knew? i wonder if they'll be able to make it through the match without a coup.

You should be a sports announcer. I just laughed/snorted. I'm sexy like that.

 

[bluebell]

I recently read in a magazine that cats see us humans as giant, useless cats.
I really hope that's true. In my experience they seem to look at us more as large, squishy alternatives to bedroom furniture. Which is still alright with me, but not nearly as amusing.

 

[Lyricalli]

oh, hey. the women's world cup. norway v thailand. yep, the thai's have a team. who knew? i wonder if they'll be able to make it through the match without a coup.

Heia, Norge!

 

[thør]

I wonder if American Pharaoh got lucky last night.

He'll be whored out until he's ready for the dog food factory.

 

[Jennifer]

He'll be whored out until he's ready for the dog food factory.

But what a way to go!!

 

[Jonathon_Parker]

I saw my greatest crush last week. She looked fantastic. She was coming out of a store and I had just pulled into the parking lot. I waited in my car until she left. I havent spoken to her since last year. She must be home for summer break. At least now I work farther away and probably wont run into her. I wonder if she got her old job back for the summer.

 

[pointless]

You should be a sports announcer. I just laughed/snorted. I'm sexy like that.

if only you'd been drinking milk as well. then i would be truly proud.

also, i think norway is going to make thailand cry. 2-0 already. also, the shallow perv in me feels the need to point out that the norwegians are hotter. at least a few of them are anyway.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Have never checked out the playground but I don't see how it could possibly be more vapid than this place lately.

 

[pointless]

3-0. it's still the first half, for fuck's sake.