The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[yossi]

I don't know if I'm getting better at green smoothie making or if I've trained my body to just suck it up and chug it down no matter the taste.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Yossi, I attempted to make a green smoothie this morning and yikes! I would love to hear the ingredients you include.

 

[yossi]

Fuck off, rain. I need to get yard work done today.

 

[Wings]

I have sold every last one of my Coach bags except my divorce present to myself.


That's the only one I use every day. Funny how it means the two best gifts I've ever given myself.

 

[yossi]

Yossi, I attempted to make a green smoothie this morning and yikes! I would love to hear the ingredients you include.

Starting off, stick with spinach. It's fairly easy to mask the taste of it. Typically I try to put in two cups of greens, rolled oats (I blend them a bit before anything else), coconut milk or coconut water, Greek yogurt, and then fruit to cover the taste: pineapple, banana, melon, berries, etc. whatever I have around. Pineapple is a great one for disguising taste. I pre-freeze the fruits on baking trays and then I can shake out the amount I want from the freezer bags. It's handy when I'm in a rush in the morning. And Pinterest has some great recipes.

 

[pointless]

one of these days i'm gonna figure out how to make pancakes without ending up with (at minimum) one extra pancake.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Back in high school, where everyone had a nickname, my buddy's nickname was 'rolled oats'.

He was a big fella.

 

[glynndah]

one of these days i'm gonna figure out how to make pancakes without ending up with (at minimum) one extra pancake.

That's why dogs were invented.

Or kids.

 

[pointless]

today my dog could have used the extra pancake as a blanket.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Today is the first day it hasn't been raining in over a week... so of course my lawn-obsessed neighbor is out there with his noisy lawn mower. What's a man have to do to get some peace and quiet around here?!?!

And it's a near certainty, that once this neighbor is done cutting his 1/2 acre of heaven, the other one will start. I think the ass-hats collude to annoy me.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Annual Japanese food/culture block festival going on in Midtown on Park Ave. today, but the current overcast skies making grey blah won't be complimenting it.

 

[Pookie]

today my dog could have used the extra pancake as a blanket.

Time for a second dog.

 

[pointless]

i've been playing the living shit out of the expanded editions of baldur's gate and now i only have throne of bhall left to finish. it almost makes me sad. i'm still not even entirely certain why i downloaded the fuckers, but hey, it was better than reconquering the world for the 75th time. now i can only hope that project y comes out soon/doesn't suck. also, that icewind dale ee is even half as interesting. i honestly have no idea about that one.

anyway, i now feel like a nerd.

 

[Wings]

Also: saw Spy last night and it was fantastic. The perfect star vehicle for Melissa McCarthy.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

A nice big collective Meh would have been more interesting to watch.





Not to Spy. That movie actually does look funny.

 

[pointless]

also, wizard slayers fucking suck.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

How long before everyone here is on that list? Kevin Bacon style?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just got a USB drive that looks like a key.

http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00nBqtTsEREAcm/Key-USB-Flash-Drive.jpg

My nearest relative lives about 200 miles away, so I'm thinking about putting a PDF with emergency info on it for if I'm ever in a car wreck.

Emergency contact info
Medical insurance info
Blood type.


anything else I should put on it?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

A request to wipe your browser history and hide sex toys?



I think that USB key is a brilliant idea, btw.

 

[dolf]

allergies, medication you take, your thoughts on organ donation, instructions to call a neighbour to feed your dog.

 

[JohnnySavage]

A request to wipe your browser history and hide sex toys?



I think that USB key is a brilliant idea, btw.

I'm not close enough to anyone that I particularly care about them finding out about my kinks.

I should also put my attorney's contact info on there because he has my Will, which has a spreadsheet with all my financial info. If I ever kick off, I'm not sure how my heirs would figure such things out without his help.

 

[JohnnySavage]

allergies, medication you take, your thoughts on organ donation, instructions to call a neighbour to feed your dog.

That's a good one. If I'm in a car wreck and unconscious for a day or so, I don't want Larry to eat the cat.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CG05pVtUgAAHv3M.jpg

Sereeeeeeeennnnnnnaaaaaaaa!!!

3rd French Open Title
20th Grand Slam Title

http://media.giphy.com/media/9WXyFIDv2PyBq/giphy.gif

 

[eyer]

Definitive criteria is quite clear on the matter:

If you post merrily with the Sex Offender...

...you automatically earn Supporter/Enabler (1º of Separation) status.

If you post merrily with a 1ºer, and are fully aware of the Sex Offender's GB-admitted offense...

...you self-elect yourself a 2ndºer.

merrily obviously being the common qualifer.

If one poses on the GB to consider an adult carnally cybering with a minor, and then meeting up with that minor to fool around in the front seat of a car, a completely intolerable offense, and then merrily posts with the perp anyway...

...their resulting 1º status simply reveals their revolting, Sex Offender-enabling hypocrisy for exactly what it is.

(See, eg, "Lord Pmann":

The first listed case of a GB poster posingly proclaiming to denounce the Sex Offender's self-admitted deed; then flirting with merrily posting with her anyway; being warned of his flagrant, enabling hypocrisy; being advised of the above criteria; and then, this morning, not only posting merrily with a 1ºer (specifically because he deduced she agreed with him on a argumentative point), but eventually betraying himself by posting merrily with the Sex Offender herself...

...thus becoming the first GB poster to denounce the Sex Offender's deed as intolerable (even going so disingenuously, ego-inflatingly far in his "intolerable" insistence by maliciously tagging the Sex Offender as a "kiddie fucker"), earn 2º status, and then elevate himself from 2º status to full-blown 1º, Supporter/Enabler status.)

Tagging anyone "kiddie fucker" on pure personal opinion alone is abhorrent enough, but posing to denounce such intolerable depravity and then merrily posting with the one you maliciously tagged a "kiddie fucker"...

...really rates a very special rank of fuckoffness.

 

[Wrong Element]

Definitive criteria is quite clear on the matter:

If you post merrily with the Sex Offender...

...you automatically earn Supporter/Enabler (1º of Separation) status.

If you post merrily with a 1ºer, and are fully aware of the Sex Offender's GB-admitted offense...

...you self-elect yourself a 2ndºer.

merrily obviously being the common qualifer.

If one poses on the GB to consider an adult carnally cybering with a minor, and then meeting up with that minor to fool around in the front seat of a car, a completely intolerable offense, and then merrily posts with the perp anyway...

...their resulting 1º status simply reveals their revolting, Sex Offender-enabling hypocrisy for exactly what it is.

(See, eg, "Lord Pmann":

The first listed case of a GB poster posingly proclaiming to denounce the Sex Offender's self-admitted deed; then flirting with merrily posting with her anyway; being warned of his flagrant, enabling hypocrisy; being advised of the above criteria; and then, this morning, not only posting merrily with a 1ºer (specifically because he deduced she agreed with him on a argumentative point), but eventually betraying himself by posting merrily with the Sex Offender herself...

...thus becoming the first GB poster to denounce the Sex Offender's deed as intolerable (even going so disingenuously, ego-inflatingly far in his "intolerable" insistence by maliciously tagging the Sex Offender as a "kiddie fucker"), earn 2º status, and then elevate himself from 2º status to full-blown 1º, Supporter/Enabler status.)

Tagging anyone "kiddie fucker" on pure personal opinion alone is abhorrent enough, but posing to denounce such intolerable depravity and then merrily posting with the one you maliciously tagged a "kiddie fucker"...

...really rates a very special rank of fuckoffness.

Someone needs a vacation.