Hunting season is now open.

[sr71plt]

Wrong on the "her" and "blonde" too--and mostly likely on the "fucking" as well.

 

[AZMotherLover]

So on top of being a terrible writer of boring stories, the OP is an anti-white racist too. Figures.

 

[Handley_Page]

Snark-hunting season ?

JUST the place for a Snark!’ the Bellman cried,
As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his hair

 

[SusanJillParker]

So on top of being a terrible writer of boring stories, the OP is an anti-white racist too. Figures.

You're right. I'm a terrible writer. I'm a hack. Yet, I work hard every day to be a better writer. Writing is a lifelong apprenticeship.

So tell me, how many hours a day do you write to create your stories? I write 8 hours every day, 7 days a week.

I know that I have talent but that's not enough. Every day, I work hard to master plot, dialogue, tension, suspense, description, imagery, and character development.

Always wanting to learn how a master writer does it, I read some of your stories hoping to learn how to write. I was stunned. I'm at a loss for words.

What I found was "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUUUUCK! I'M CUMMMMING!!!!"

I guess I could understand if one sentence in a story had this amateurish treatment but your stories are filled, loaded, with capitalized, extended words. Are you kidding me? What are you in the 7th grade? Professional writers don't write like this. Have you ever read a book? Have you ever seen a sentence constructed in such a way that didn't have Dick, Jane, and Spot as the main characters of the story?

Seriously Dude, do you really think that capitalizing words is action and the way to describe what's happening or this your failed attempt at imagery? Do you even know what imagery is? I'm wondering because your stories don't have any imagery. They don't have anything that makes for a good story, such as character development or even description. Your characters are as flat as your head.

What you write is porn. What you write is shit. Your characters aren't developed. There's no tension. You're dialogue is shit. You don't even take the time to describe your characters, forget about developing them. All of your stories are the same, transparent, boring, and empty. And yet, you have the gull to insult me. How dare you?

Compared to you, I'm the professor and you're the student. Compared to you, I'm a great writer.

Shame on you. Yet, I forgive you. Obviously, you don't even know what you're doing wrong. How could you? You suck at writing. It's not your fault. You're just stupid. You're too pompous and too arrogant to even learn. You're clueless.

The best writing advice that I can give you is this.

"STOP FUCKING WRITING, YOU FUCKING MORON."

The best writing advice that I can give you is to "REEEEEEAAAADDDD!"

Ah, I feel better. It's always good to clear the air. I love helping others. It makes me feel good to teach the art of good, creative writing.

Have a nice day.

 

[AZMotherLover]

You're right. I'm a terrible writer. I'm a hack. Yet, I work hard every day to be a better writer. Writing is a lifelong apprenticeship.

So tell me, how many hours a day do you write to create your stories? I write 8 hours every day, 7 days a week.

I know that I have talent but that's not enough. Every day, I work hard to master plot, dialogue, tension, suspense, description, imagery, and character development.

Always wanting to learn how a master writer does it, I read some of your stories hoping to learn how to write. I was stunned. I'm at a loss for words.

What I found was "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUUUUCK! I'M CUMMMMING!!!!"

I guess I could understand if one sentence in a story had this amateurish treatment but your stories are filled, loaded, with capitalized, extended words. Are you kidding me? What are you in the 7th grade? Professional writers don't write like this. Have you ever read a book? Have you ever seen a sentence constructed in such a way that didn't have Dick, Jane, and Spot as the main characters of the story?

Seriously Dude, do you really think that capitalizing words is action and the way to describe what's happening or this your failed attempt at imagery? Do you even know what imagery is? I'm wondering because your stories don't have any imagery. They don't have anything that makes for a good story, such as character development or even description. Your characters are as flat as your head.

What you write is porn. What you write is shit. Your characters aren't developed. There's no tension. You're dialogue is shit. You don't even take the time to describe your characters, forget about developing them. All of your stories are the same, transparent, boring, and empty. And yet, you have the gull to insult me. How dare you?

Compared to you, I'm the professor and you're the student. Compared to you, I'm a great writer.

Shame on you. Yet, I forgive you. Obviously, you don't even know what you're doing wrong. How could you? You suck at writing. It's not your fault. You're just stupid. You're too pompous and too arrogant to even learn. You're clueless.

The best writing advice that I can give you is this.

"STOP FUCKING WRITING, YOU FUCKING MORON."

The best writing advice that I can give you is to "REEEEEEAAAADDDD!"

Ah, I feel better. It's always good to clear the air. I love helping others. It makes me feel good to teach the art of good, creative writing.

Have a nice day.

TL;DR

The difference between you and me is that I know my writing is just a bunch of stupid nonsense for perverts to jack off to.

You, on the other hand, actually think you're a talented writer. You run around here bragging about the number of stories you've written. At best, you're a human typewriter, churning out thousands of pages of repetitive drivel day after day.

Maybe you should try writing less, not more.

 

[Katiecat]

Damn, SJP. You didn't uncover any blatant racists, but you sure stirred some ignorance about racism.

All the cliches were there in the responses, including a Fox News level of research.
Ghetto residents are all serial criminals.
OK for cops to shoot down criminals.
Blacks can't be oppressed when the mayor and police chief are black.
No racism in a country where a black man was elected president TWICE.
Blacks are looters.
Blacks are taught to be victims.
Black rioters just wanna be on TV...with Al Sharpton (should be something like Godwin's Law about if a race discussion goes on long enough someone will mention Sharpton).

We have a LONG way to go in this country.

rj

Yep. Add to that:
Black people don't want other black people to climb out of poverty or better themselves.
Black people in poverty are there because they are lazy, won't strive, don't give a shit, don't go to school, don't work hard.
Acknowledging or pointing out any of these misconceptions is anti-white racism.

If hard work equated success and wealth, then 99% of the women in third world nations would be millionaires.

SJP is right on this one. 2010 Census data here: Pawtucket was 81.4% "white alone", 5.7% "black alone", 12.4% "Hispanic/Latino" 3.3% "two or more races".

Meanwhile, as of 2014 Pawtucket police were searching about 3x as many black/Latino drivers as whites. Put those numbers together, and the average black/Latino person gets searched about 13x as often as a white. I suspect that number would be even higher for blacks, but I don't have numbers there.

It happens here in CA too. My husband was driving our Latino son-in-law to the hotel where he was staying, and got stopped and detained for absolutely no reason by the police, other than the young man's physical appearance. He shrugged it off and said it happens frequently.

LC, I know how you feel about sexism - and I agree with you on that one, too. But I can't see you saying "sexism is over" if Hillary gets elected next year.

Some people manage to beat the system, sure. Doesn't mean there isn't a system.

The problem is two issues, and they go hand in hand -- racism and poverty. Once you are poor, it is very hard to climb your way out of that pit. When it's generational poverty, and it's all your parents knew, and all your grandparents knew, it's what you grow up expecting. It seems even more impossible that things will ever change. People lose ambition and hope, and are so busy just scraping by on low wages barely making ends meet; many of the poor are working poor. What is wrong with our society that someone can work hard 40 or more hours a week and not make enough money to feed their families and pay their bills? The thought of college (and putting themselves tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt) is not even a remote possibility. Poverty crushes the life and hope out of people. Add the ugly oppression of racism, sexism, or heterosexism, and people can feel they can feel completely powerless to change their circumstances.

Riots were brought up -- yes, they are morally wrong, yes, they are hurting people in their own community. But they happen because of desperation, anger, and fear that nothing will ever get better.

"But it is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that without, at the same time, condemning the contingent, intolerable conditions that exist in our society. These conditions are the things that cause individuals to feel that they have no other alternative than to engage in violent rebellions to get attention. And I must say tonight that a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?...It has failed to hear that the promises of freedom and justice have not been met. And it has failed to hear that large segments of white society are more concerned about tranquility and the status quo than about justice and humanity." ~MLK, The Other America, 1968

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Dumb? You're calling me dumb (lol)?

Have you read all that I wrote just in this thread? Have you read all that I've written, nearly 2,000 stories of more than 10 million words, under 7 different names, and over an 8 year period.

Duh? A dumb blonde couldn't write all of that.

Now let's look at what you've written...dummy. Hmm, I see you struggled to write two barely literate sentences. Who's the dumb one? You're showing your lack of education, class, and manners.

You come here to write some shit about me and all you did was to embarrass yourself. Shame on you! I have a good mind to tell your mother and have her spank your naked ass but knowing you, you'd enjoy that wouldn't you, you sick retard, sorry, I mean, mentally challenged moron.

"Security! Who allowed this ass wipe in here? Remove this man. Obviously, he's underage and not mentally competent to even be here.
'Bye."

You're just back to your poisonous best of former times.

You can take the worm out of Boston, but ,........

 

[SusanJillParker]

Dumb? You're calling me dumb (lol)?

Have you read all that I wrote just in this thread? Have you read all that I've written, nearly 2,000 stories of more than 10 million words, under 7 different names, and over an 8 year period.

Duh? A dumb blonde couldn't write all of that.

Now let's look at what you've written...dummy. Hmm, I see you struggled to write two barely literate sentences. Who's the dumb one? You're showing your lack of education, class, and manners.

You come here to write some shit about me and all you did was to embarrass yourself. Shame on you! I have a good mind to tell your mother and have her spank your naked ass but knowing you, you'd enjoy that wouldn't you, you sick retard, sorry, I mean, mentally challenged moron.

"Security! Who allowed this ass wipe in here? Remove this man. Obviously, he's underage and not mentally competent to even be here.
'Bye."

You're just back to your poisonous best of former times.

You can take the worm out of Boston, but ,........

Poisonous times? Read the thread. Who started calling me names? Not me. I have the right to defend myself when some nitwit calls me a terrible writer, do I not?

Yet, here you are Elfin sticking your nose in the business of others. I can't believe you.

I took you in. I gave you a place to stay when your apartment was flooded. I allowed you to live in my thread and this is the thanks that I get.

"Take your cat and leave my sweater. Get out! Go! Leave. Beat it! Scram and take Scouries with you. You two are a pair. I can't believe you're having sex with her. She's so old. She's so ugly. How can you stoop so low to have sex with Scouries?"

"Pardon? She pays you? I see. Still she couldn't pay me enough to have sex with her. Here, don't forget your dildo and vibrator. Take care. I'll see you later. Have a nice day."

 

[robertreams]

Susan Jill, you go girl. I wonder how many of your naysayers have ever lived in a ghetto community. Where everyone knows the cops are the enemy. I was a witness to a cop murder of a 16 yr. old thirty years ago. Kid was from down south somewhere, visiting his auntie. He was walking home late (after curfew) from babysitting. Two cops from one jurisdiction stopped him for curfew violation. The told him if they saw him again he was going down to the station.

Five minutes later another cop from another jurisdiction saw him. The kid saw him and didn't want to go to jail so he ran, the cop chased him down the alley with his car, jumped out, (supposedly) yelled stop, got down on one knee and fired.

That is when three friends and I turned the corner into the alley. The rest of the information we got later from a friend inside the department. (from the other jurisdiction).

* * *

In the nineties I was asked to help out an anti-racism group. The "Businessmans Club" at a Sheraton hotel had turned away two black men who were told it was a private club for members only.

My wife and I went there in jeans and T-shirts and were admitted and served. We kept careful notes. Ten minutes later two black men entered dressed in business suits. The were denied admittance and told it was a private club, membership cards required. We won the first lawsuit in American History for equality in that specific area. {denial of service (entertainment) for color}

 

[sr71plt]

Robert, Robert, Robert. What part of "SusanJill is just Freddie" didn't you get?--or, knowing it's just Freddie, what part of "he's just making it all up as performance art" didn't you get?

 

[rjordan]

Robert, Robert, Robert. What part of "SusanJill is just Freddie" didn't you get?--or, knowing it's just Freddie, what part of "he's just making it all up as performance art" didn't you get?

There isn't a poster on here who is who they say they are. Most humans are making it up as they go. So what?

You write fictional characters and I assume you think they have something to say that readers will find interesting. Should we ignore your characters because you're just making it up.

You read fictional characters created by others, and find they often have something useful to say even if you don't agree with them. Didn't the creator just make it all up?

So why is this any different?

rj

 

[SusanJillParker]

There isn't a poster on here who is who they say they are. Most humans are making it up as they go. So what?

You write fictional characters and I assume you think they have something to say that readers will find interesting. Should we ignore your characters because you're just making it up.

You read fictional characters created by others, and find they often have something useful to say even if you don't agree with them. Didn't the creator just make it all up?

So why is this any different?

rj

Actually that's not true. Sr71plt is the first gay man, going back to the 60's, to fly an SR71 plane. A time before don't ask, don't tell, I believe him don't you. I mean, they'd definitely allow a gay man to fly their multi-million dollar war plane back then with there discriminating mentality. Right?

I also believe him when he wrote that he wasn't gay only bi-sexual. I took his word for that too. C'mon, seriously, why would he make that up? He should know if he's gay or not. Just because he only writes gay stories doesn't mean that he's gay. He could be just bi-curious. The only man who bucked Jerry Springer's meaning of a gay man, "If you suck a cock or take a cock up the ass, you're gay," I believe that's he's just bi-curious. Don't you?

Hmm, let's see. Oh, yeah, he's written that he was a CIA spy and a foreign diplomat. Only, he never said which country he spied on and/or served as a diplomat, probably Benghazi. He never even said which languages he speaks other than English. Maybe he was a foreign spy in England or Australia. England does have the most spies in the world actually. Yeah, that's probably it. He was probably, 0069 1/2 stationed on the London Bridge.

He also said that he's a recording star, even though he hasn't volunteered his real name and/or named any of his recordings. He didn't even say if he played guitar. I have a feeling that he probably plays the mouth organ or the skin flute. That's weird though. I would think that if he was a famous singer, he'd want the publicity that he's a gay writer of erotica. Maybe not.

He's also stated that he was a famous fashion model. He never said which fashion designer he modeled for, though. I'd think that he'd be proud of that. Damn, all this time I thought he was short, fat, old, and bald. He must be really tall, muscular, have lots of hair, and good looking, huh?

He said that he's a famous actor, although he hasn't named the movies that he's appeared. He said that he was on Broadway but didn't name which plays he appeared. I mean, I believe him. I don't doubt him at all. I take him at his word.

Just because he hates women and refuses to believe that I'm female should have no bearing on the fact that he was an SR71 pilot, a spy, a diplomat, a recording star, a fashion model, a famous actor, and a Broadway star. Did I miss anything Todd?

Oh, yeah, he also wrote that he taught the Bible at Sunday school. Wow! Where does he find the time to write all of those gay novels while writing tens of thousands of nonsensical, mean spirited posts to Literotica, I have idea.

You're my hero Todd.

 

[sr71plt]

There isn't a poster on here who is who they say they are. Most humans are making it up as they go. So what?

You write fictional characters and I assume you think they have something to say that readers will find interesting. Should we ignore your characters because you're just making it up.

You read fictional characters created by others, and find they often have something useful to say even if you don't agree with them. Didn't the creator just make it all up?

So why is this any different?

rj

Not that that has anything to do with what I posted.

(And I'm much more of what I post to Lit. than others rag on me about--which is amusing having disbelieved and exaggerated--obviously by those who haven't read my stories--and tells me they haven't had much of a life so far. Of course in all I've posted of my background--which isn't the exaggeration that others then expand it to--I haven't claimed I'm a different sex than I am or posted a photo of someone totally different from what I am and tried to claim it's me. )

 

[sr71plt]

Incidentally, on the Freddie-Azmotherlover exchange on Lit. storywriting, I think Freddie writes circles around Azmotherlover both in quality and variety.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Not that that has anything to do with what I posted.

(And I'm much more of what I post to Lit. than others rag on me about--which is amusing having disbelieved and exaggerated--obviously by those who haven't read my stories--and tells me they haven't had much of a life so far. Of course in all I've posted of my background--which isn't the exaggeration that others then expand it to--I haven't claimed I'm a different sex than I am or posted a photo of someone totally different from what I am and tried to claim it's me. )

"Huh?"

 

[SusanJillParker]

Incidentally, on the Freddie-Azmotherlover exchange on Lit. storywriting, I think Freddie writes circles around Azmotherlover both in quality and variety.

"Wow! That was a totally unexpected compliment. I'm blushing. Thank you, Sir. Being that I share you opinion (lol), you're a gentleman and a scholar. You're not such a bad writer yourself. So...what say we bury the hatchet, hold hands, and sing some Broadway songs?"

Actually, I haven't had a better compliment since I made my creative writing professor cry when he read my final exam. I earned an A.

Boy, I remember those days when I had to read two books a day just to stay current with my course load to graduate with my BS in English with Creative Writing and Literature minors. I graduated with a 3.65 gpa. Sorry, but I'm very proud of that. Returning to college for English after earning my living as an accountant was probably the most difficult thing I've ever done.

I actually had to use the other side of my brain, the creative side instead of the analytical side.

 

[sr71plt]

It may have been more of a comment on Azmotherfucker than on Freddie (who you had no trouble identifying with. )

 

[SusanJillParker]

It may have been more of a comment on Azmotherfucker than on Freddie (who you had no trouble identifying with. )

Once again...huh?

Are you drinking again, Todd? I thought you were on the wagon. Have you already forgotten the promise you made to your mother on her deathbed?

"No more booze."

 

[sr71plt]

Of course you would choose not to understand what I posted.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Of course you would choose not to understand what I posted.

It's difficult to understand you when you've been drinking. It's difficult enough to understand you when you're sober with you thinking that Literotica is the Harvard Review.

Newsflash. This is a porn site Todd and you're as big of a loser, if not more, as the rest of us. So stop sticking your nose in the air while acting like you're better than anyone because you're not.

 

[sr71plt]

It's difficult to understand you when you've been drinking. It's difficult enough to understand you when you're sober with you thinking that Literotica is the Harvard Review.

Newsflash. This is a porn site Todd and you're as big of a loser, if not more, as the rest of us. So stop sticking your nose in the air while acting like you're better than anyone because you're not.

One thing I'm not is a man in a dress and wig.

 

[rjordan]

One thing I'm not is a man in a dress and wig.

We have no way of knowing that. And we can't trust what you say because we can't even know if you're real.

As I said before, nobody here is who they say they are. For that matter, few people you mean in RL are who they say they are or seem to be.

My point earlier was that none of that makes any difference. Your posts here are valid in this venue and context even if you are a completely fictional character.

SusanJillParker is an interesting persona even if in RL "she" turns out to be (brunette and male) Stephen Hawking.

So is sr71plt, the professional editor whose cover is bi jet pilot and Victoria's Secret male underwear model.

We don't know and we don't care as long as their posts are entertaining or useful.

rj

 

[elfin_odalisque]

So Freddie is at it again. Wonder where he has been...Jail?

Nah.
Probably a recall to the psych ward.

 

[TxRad]

Nah.
Probably a recall to the psych ward.

Sailing with scouries on his imaginary yacht.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Feel sorry for the Medics. All those tranquilizers.