This is why I'm always armed.

[LJ_Reloaded]

Somewhere out there someone is scoping out a target they think is unarmed and helpless

hell, half of you fucks think I'm short and helpless

they thought this black guy was one of those helpless fools

boy did this fucker get a surprise.

And that's why I always pack heat. Because when you're armed, shit has a better chance of going down exactly like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhLmjUZB5V0&feature=player_embedded

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No. We just think you're crazy.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

No. We just think you're crazy.

The same people who threatened to kill me for opposing the draft and called me too sensitive for getting offended at 'nigger' jokes

dare to call me crazy?


Surely you joke.

Most of you would be killed by angry real world lynch mobs if anyone knew you existed. You'd have to flee to the Deep South to survive.

 

[eyer]

The same people who threatened to kill me for opposing the draft...

Nixon formally signed the end of the draft in 1973...

...grandpa.

 

[phrodeau]

"Opposing the draft" and "planning to gun down the MP's when they come" are two very different things.

 

[Liar]

Of things that amuse me, people who use the term "packing heat" unironically is pretty high on the list.