I'm getting drunk tonight

[marshalt]

Fuck you and fuck your mother.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You wouldn't want my mother.

Is this thread going to have naked selfies, because if it will I'll subscribe.

 

[marshalt]

You wouldn't want my mother.

Is this thread going to have naked selfies, because if it will I'll subscribe.

Negative.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You wouldn't want my mother.

Is this thread going to have naked selfies, because if it will I'll subscribe.

The only naked selfies I have area of my mother. Don't subscribe unless you want to bleach your eyeballs.

 

[marshalt]

Girls with short hair really piss me off.

 

[RawHumor]

Girls with short hair really piss me off.

And tulips and windmills, apparently.

The nerve!

 

[Noor]

And tulips and windmills, apparently.

The nerve!

What about clogs?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Negative.

Damn.

The only naked selfies I have area of my mother. Don't subscribe unless you want to bleach your eyeballs.

The question that springs to mind is why would you have naked pictures of your mother?

 

[marshalt]

What about clogs?

Fuck clogs. Nice wooden shoes...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The question that springs to mind is why would you have naked pictures of your mother?

Who doesn't is the more pressing question...

 

[Noor]

Fuck clogs. Nice wooden shoes...

Wooden clogs?

 

[parodyluvr75]

What about clogs?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/58/42/99/5842998dfb10152d14b578d6635a1bee.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Who doesn't is the more pressing question...

I've never met your mother.

 

[Noor]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/58/42/99/5842998dfb10152d14b578d6635a1bee.jpg

Way cool! Do you think he can stay upright on them?

 

[RawHumor]

Who doesn't is the more pressing question...

Your mom's hot and her naked pics are passed around like cash in some areas.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've never met your mother.

Consider yourself one of the lucky ones

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Your mom's hot and her naked pics are passed around like cash in some areas.

That is the sole reason for my existence.

 

[marshalt]

Imagine this for a TV show. A Chinese/Jewish Juilliard-trained percussionist food blogger married a guy she calls "Eggboy." They move back to his sugar beet farm in North Dakota.

Because it actually happened.

http://mynameisyeh.com/about

 

[parodyluvr75]

Consider yourself one of the lucky ones

Haha.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Imagine this for a TV show. A Chinese/Jewish Juilliard-trained percussionist food blogger married a guy she calls "Eggboy." They move back to his sugar beet farm in North Dakota.

Because it actually happened.

http://mynameisyeh.com/about

Are you drunk enough to be watching that, yet??

Thanks for the trivia. I'm gonna polish off my bottle of wine and check it out.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That is the sole reason for my existence.

Oh... The pics... Not the mother... Not as funny

 

[parodyluvr75]

Way cool! Do you think he can stay upright on them?

Not if he's drunk.

 

[marshalt]

Are you drunk enough to be watching that, yet??

Thanks for the trivia. I'm gonna polish off my bottle of wine and check it out.

It's not a TV show, it actually happened. But the premise is weird enough to be one.

 

[marshalt]

Skip to about 22 second in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3xOTFHQsMM

That is the coolest sound in the world.

 

[glynndah]

I was going to join you in getting drunk tonight, but not if my mother is involved. *shudder*