Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

Well.. no. But there are enough of them already out there that I can pick a pair like ripe melons on an overly abundant ripe melon tree :p

"Ripe," being the important part?

Either I'm beyond sleep deprived or you are extra funny today. It's probably the sleep thing. :p
 
Well they weren't really mine, but I'm betting on the fact that "the council" can't tell the difference between one set of boobs and another. Shhhhhhh! :p

In the public interest then, and to alert any Council Members who haven't seen the email regarding the above-described attempt at fraud, these are NOT Collar_N_Cuff's boobs.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/notCollar_zpsijrtrvd2.png

The penalty for first-offense membership fraud is being put to the back of the line. Apparently, you'll have plenty of company there. :p
 
Well they weren't really mine, but I'm betting on the fact that "the council" can't tell the difference between one set of boobs and another. Shhhhhhh! :p

(sounds of Shank popping second bowl of popcorn and pondering starting a possible exciting discussion by offering an opposing opinion....)



:devil:
 
(sounds of Shank popping second bowl of popcorn and pondering starting a possible exciting discussion by offering an opposing opinion....)



:devil:

I think that just such a discussion would be an important step forward in the progress of Western civilization.
 
I have a practical question here seems a good place to ask.

Sometimes G asks 'are you ok?' During sex, if its harsh, and it kind of ruins the flow for me. I appreciate and cherish his concern, but how can I reassure him I will tell him if I am not ok and he doesn't 'to need to check? It must be worrying for him if he feels need to check too? Sometimes the check in takes things that were ok to a less comfortable comfort level that's not bliss pain discomfort. The most recent example of this makes me look down and try and see what this barn floor is made of. :)

I agree in the short term asking him find a different way to check in might be a good idea. In the long term, make sure that you discuss the things you loved about what you do. Especially the stuff he might be concerned about. You could do this right after, or the day after when you want to remember the fun you had. "You know I really loved when..."

Also, you could remind him that trust has to go both ways.
 
To do match breast to poster? :confused:

This would means submissions of pictures, it doesn't look like we are rushing to do this.

As much as I would welcome, "Match the Boobs to the Av" and the corollary "Match the Dick to the Av", I expect it will not happen. :(:(

We could ponder the statement that one "can't tell the difference between one set of boobs and another" and possibly the corollary "can't tell the difference between one set of balls and another."

Just saying'....

;)
 
I agree in the short term asking him find a different way to check in might be a good idea. In the long term, make sure that you discuss the things you loved about what you do. Especially the stuff he might be concerned about. You could do this right after, or the day after when you want to remember the fun you had. "You know I really loved when..."

Also, you could remind him that trust has to go both ways.

very good point...

:rose:
 
Yes, I saw that method of application but I am ineligible due to having the chest of teenage boy :(. So I'll keep you company at the back of the queue....

:eek:
Yikes, what happened to the rest of the poor boy?
Do they really taste like chicken?


Since my torso is not exactly titsy, I'll post a picture of a friend instead.
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It keeps with the barn theme.
 
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Thank you both.

We have already discussed Collar's suggestion, He agree's we should certainly try this. G is very protective, for fair reasons, I do not want to paint him in unfair light. I understand his concern I might not respect my own limits. I understand on occasion how I make choices In Daily life mean that the trust going both ways means he is has concern I might not be conscious or respectful of my comfort limit, but I have to make difficult choices in my days sometimes, and thus I am sympathetic to his concern, and not 'frustrated' at what I clearly see reads as a difficult trust issue, but is perhaps less so than reads if one could be more thorough in whys and wherefores of daily life. :eek:.


We do discuss sex. :). I have some frustration ( I grin at G now who knows this ) that he says he likes it ALL. Its ALL good. And, no nothing would make it better. Because I want to be better for him. I don't ever believe things can be perfect :eek:. Although i do believe he is enjoying denial of some perks.

I do say I especially loved that, afterwards. He does remember. :). I can see how sometimes it might be easier with out quite so much love :eek: for trying some limits.

You do not paint him in an unfair light. You paint him as a very loving partner.
 
In the public interest then, and to alert any Council Members who haven't seen the email regarding the above-described attempt at fraud, these are NOT Collar_N_Cuff's boobs.

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/notCollar_zpsijrtrvd2.png

The penalty for first-offense membership fraud is being put to the back of the line. Apparently, you'll have plenty of company there. :p

I heard it was fashionable! Got to the back of the line as soon as I could... :)
Hey! Just a moment...WHERE did you get a pic of my mom's boobs?!? :eek: :eek:


Thank you both.

We have already discussed Collar's suggestion, He agree's we should certainly try this.
<snip the rest!>

Hooray! I'll take my recompense in... Ummm... McVities dark chocolate digestive biscuits, pretty please? :D
 
I love these things! I waded through the entire site when the link was posted. I want a Miss Piggy statuette. Or a Miss Piggy calendar. Or a Miss Piggy coffee table book. Or a...well, you get the picture.

PIGGY RULES! Just saying. :p

< Since my torso is not exactly titsy, I'll post a picture of a friend instead. >
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It keeps with the barn theme.
 
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