Does anyone here have an FBI file?

[Mike_Yates]

Does anybody here know for sure if they have an FBI file, and why do you have one?

 

[Sean]

Yep. Anyone that has flown from another country into the US has an FBI file.

 

[someoneyouknow]

Yes. Investigations tend to get you one.

 

[oggbashan]

I don't think so.

I had an MI5 file, an East German Stasi file, the then Yugoslav Secret Service, and probably a USSR file, but I doubt they've been updated since I left the Defence establishment in the mid 1960s.

Anyone working in Defence establishments had an MI5 file. If you came into contact with any East Bloc diplomats, which I did, you had to write up a contact report, and they had to as well. It was a boring nuisance so most Defence employees tried to avoid talking to, or being introduced to, East Bloc people. They reciprocated unless they thought you might be *interesting* which 95% of us weren't.

If you acquired a USSR or East German file, you might also get a CIA file, but not FBI unless you travelled to the USA.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I was banned from travelling to the US for ten years, I was told at first apologetically and then in fuck-you-commie anger by an anonymous US Embassy chap. So I imagine there must be a footnote somewhere.

And my parents both had MI5 files on them miles long - my father was a fairly well known activist and both were in CND. We definitely had the phone tapped, too - there was a fairly obvious click and hum.

Why, Mr Yates - do you suspect that you are in their sights? Have you recently had new neighbours moving next door in suspiciously dark suits, doing a lot of drilling and taking delivery of miles of cabling?

 

[warrior queen]

I know for sure I have some sort of file at Interpol, so maybe.
In order to marry my first husband (from South Africa) he needed clearance from Interpol to come to Australia. Because I was his partner they did a check on me also.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I doubt I'm interesting enough to get their attention.

 

[NtlSecAgcy]

There is hardly anyone alive in any so-called 1st World nation who doesn't have a "file" open currently with their own country's intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and that file of yours is gladly shared with other countries' agencies depending on the state of the reciprocal arrangements nations conduct with each other.

Literally everything you do digitally today is logged in some way or another, and intelligence and law enforcement agencies the world over purposely make it their business to capture and collate all of that information they possibly can.

You use a debit/charge card at the grocery store in Antwerp? We can deduce exactly what you bought. You have a bank account in Boston? Guess what? We have total access to it. Your email anywhere in the world? Yep. Everything you do online? That's right. From that very first call to local police dispatch to the final word in every Supreme Court decision, we make it our jobs to link everything possible.

For sure there are anonymity tools you can employ to make identifying you a bit harder both online and off, but never for an instant fool yourself that if we simply want to find out more about you, we're going to have too much trouble doing so.

The only way to even attempt to avoid us is too totally dropout of digital life itself: use no credit/debit cards, nothing and no transactions which have your name, social security number and other personally identifiable information attached to it, etc. But very, very few are willing to forgo the luxuries and convenience of our 1st World today, which is the necessary first step to legally withdrawing from our game.

Even then, though, our biometric facial image capture and recognition undertakings are so massively underway today that we will soon have at least multiple images of almost every person in the civilized world and a whole bunch more of those not so civilized (thanks again to all you voluntary participants on Literotica for helping in that arena). So if we haven't yet matched your info to your piehole, it's only a matter of time before your file is complete.

None of these ultraunconstitutional acts could even be remotely possible without the apathetic blessings of the people, and once more we thank America for allowing us to keep thousands of eyes on you literally every second of every day of your life.

 

[Que]

Yes. The FBI has my 10 print cards twice. They may or may not have me on file for other reasons me on file for other reasons as wel

 

[Miles Long]

I was banned from travelling to the US for ten years, I was told at first apologetically and then in fuck-you-commie anger by an anonymous US Embassy chap. So I imagine there must be a footnote somewhere.

And my parents both had MI5 files on them miles long - my father was a fairly well known activist and both were in CND. We definitely had the phone tapped, too - there was a fairly obvious click and hum.

Why, Mr Yates - do you suspect that you are in their sights? Have you recently had new neighbours moving next door in suspiciously dark suits, doing a lot of drilling and taking delivery of miles of cabling?

Whoa there, cowboy. Don't drag me into this - I've never even met your parents!

 

[rimmy]

I have an FBI file stemming from an incident on a cruise ship.


Details will NOT be forthcoming.

 

[Paendragon]

Yes. I have the one that proves who killed JFK.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Whoa there, cowboy. Don't drag me into this - I've never even met your parents!

I know, and they're heartbroken about it.

You never even call.

 

[Miles Long]

I know, and they're heartbroken about it.

You never even call.

Look, I want to call them and talk dirty to them. Really I do. But I just can't bring myself to do it knowing the spooks are listening in and whacking it the whole time. They (your parents, not the spooks), and I, deserve better.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Look, I want to call them and talk dirty to them. Really I do. But I just can't bring myself to do it knowing the spooks are listening in and whacking it the whole time. They (your parents, not the spooks), and I, deserve better.

That's what Julian Assange said.

 

[Miles Long]

That's what Julian Assange said.

Comparing me to an Aussie? Low blow, Des. Low blow.

 

[imalickin]

Everyone here has an FBI file. Most are empty just like them, but some, like you Mike, have a rather voluminous file.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Comparing me to an Aussie? Low blow, Des. Low blow.

High blow if you're in Australia, though, because upside down land and all.

 

[Miles Long]

High blow if you're in Australia, though, because upside down land and all.

And reverse toilets! Truly a magical, didgeridoo place!

 

[thør]

Of course I do, I'm an informer.

 

[MNGuy]

I have one.

Mike, you know Facebook is an government operation to get people to volunteer intel.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I was once contacted by the fbi to stop dl movies.

My husbands grandmother has a file for peaceful demonstration.

 

[glynndah]

Now I feel left out because I don't think I do.

The FBI asked me some very odd questions about a neighbor I didn't know very well years ago. They wrote down my answers on battered memo pads. Does that count?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Yes. I have the one that proves who killed JFK.

Hell, everybody has that one.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

All the dim-witted, so-called, parody threads that get made and this one doesn't inspire at least one sorta obvious one? Bah! Buncha good-for-nothing taint thumpers you are. Kiss my grits.

p.s. Yates, it think you posted this thread already once before.