Satan tried to own my throat.

[neci]

Salvation is needed?

Has Satan ever tried to own some part of you? How did it feel? How did you know it was him? How do you ward off Satan, when he's gunning for you? These are serious matters of the soul, and I would appreciate your utmost honesty and attention regarding these matters.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Drink some Holy water.

 

[chillywilly2]

I have some satan eliminating throat wash if you want some

 

[neci]

http://i.imgur.com/Ud5GbMhl.jpg

credits to yossi on the image find.

 

[neci]

Drink some Holy water.

does it burn?

I have some satan eliminating throat wash if you want some

i'm sure you do. is your name jesus?

 

[chillywilly2]

He looks trustworthy...not

 

[chillywilly2]

does it burn?



i'm sure you do. is your name jesus?

No, its Chilly...can't you read

I just happen to have what is known as a "cureall"

 

[eyer]

Good morning, neci:

How do you feel about the Garland jihadi kills Sunday night?

 

[spacekowboy]

I would really like to punch Joel Osteen right in his smug, preachy, televangelist mouth.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I thought this was a sex thread.

http://zomboscloset.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451d04569e200e553c364058833-pi

 

[snugglestruggle]

does it burn?

For Satan probably like vv
https://jasonheilpern.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/gollum.gif

 

[chillywilly2]

I would really like to punch Joel Osteen right in his smug, preachy, televangelist mouth.

That would fuck up his teeth

 

[Recidiva]

Toes. Satan likes toes. Guard your toes, people. The tongue of brimstone is coming for them. Coming for all of them. This little piggy is going to hell.

 

[neci]

He looks trustworthy...not

No, its Chilly...can't you read

I just happen to have what is known as a "cureall"

and you have not been influenced by satan, correct?

Good morning, neci:

How do you feel about the Garland jihadi kills Sunday night?

i am glad the attackers were taken out. wasn't one of the guys from arizona? they apparently opened fire at the end of the event, and i am grateful innocent people were not killed.

 

[neci]

I would really like to punch Joel Osteen right in his smug, preachy, televangelist mouth.

DO IT!

I thought this was a sex thread.

http://zomboscloset.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451d04569e200e553c364058833-pi

there's always room for sex in a satan thread!

 

[chillywilly2]

correct

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

There is no such thing as Satan, the devil, old nick, Heaven or Hell.

However if you are rich and believe in these fantasies then I have some magic water that will protect you from all evil possessions, especially money.

Keep buying my magic water at $50 plus $50 shipping for a 100 ml bottle (one week supply) and you will soon be completely protected from that biggest evil of all, money.

If you are suffering from a serious possession of money then you may need my stronger magic water at $500 plus $50 shipping to help protect you. NB this is the daily recommended dose for serious money possession situations.

No refunds, no returns, no law-suits, guaranteed.

 

[eyer]

i am glad the attackers were taken out. wasn't one of the guys from arizona? they apparently opened fire at the end of the event, and i am grateful innocent people were not killed.

What do you think of CAIR's statement on the attack...

...which included:

Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, Geert Wilders and the perpetrators of yesterday's attack all seek to provoke a downward spiral of mutual hostility and mistrust in America and around the world.

 

[parodyluvr75]

there's always room for sex in a satan thread!

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/282/a/2/a289cd7038deb94c506f7fa6b9d76f23-d30fcjf.jpg

I've had a few devils in my life, they're good in bed.

 

[neci]

What do you think of CAIR's statement on the attack...

...which included:

do you have a link to the full statement?

hosting a muhammad cartoon art show and inviting Geert Wilders is pretty much an invitation to terrorists to descend upon the show. based on the pictures i saw, it appears that they were prepared for an attack, possibly even fishing for one. while there's no way i would attend an event which appears designed to draw terrorists out in the open, i agree with their right to have such an event. several of the tweets blaming the moderate muslim community for not "reigning in" the extremists were ignorant, inflammatory and down right idiotic, but what more can you expect from breitbart?

 

[eyer]

do you have a link to the full statement?

hosting a muhammad cartoon art show and inviting Geert Wilders is pretty much an invitation to terrorists to descend upon the show. based on the pictures i saw, it appears that they were prepared for an attack, possibly even fishing for one. while there's no way i would attend an event which appears designed to draw terrorists out in the open, i agree with their right to have such an event. several of the tweets blaming the moderate muslim community for not "reigning in" the extremists were ignorant, inflammatory and down right idiotic, but what more can you expect from breitbart?

All that and no direct comment on the statement?

 

[neci]

thanks for that link.

 

[eyer]

thanks for that link.

Try Google>CAIR statement...

...sorry I didn't deliver like you expect your subsidized birth control - you need the exercise.

 

[neci]

There is no such thing as Satan, the devil, old nick, Heaven or Hell.

However if you are rich and believe in these fantasies then I have some magic water that will protect you from all evil possessions, especially money.

Keep buying my magic water at $50 plus $50 shipping for a 100 ml bottle (one week supply) and you will soon be completely protected from that biggest evil of all, money.

If you are suffering from a serious possession of money then you may need my stronger magic water at $500 plus $50 shipping to help protect you. NB this is the daily recommended dose for serious money possession situations.

No refunds, no returns, no law-suits, guaranteed.

get the spam fuck outta here! damn devil worshipers.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/282/a/2/a289cd7038deb94c506f7fa6b9d76f23-d30fcjf.jpg

I've had a few devils in my life, they're good in bed.

i imagine the devil more like a slimy snake/slug with venom drippings, kind of like eyer.

 

[parodyluvr75]

i imagine the devil more like a slimy snake/slug with venom drippings, kind of like eyer.

Not my kind of devil. I'm ascared now, hold me.