Another story dying to be told on Literotica.

[CyranoJ]

I'm sure Diaphallic dude has to have gotten some play on Lit when he first broke. This thread is more just a placeholder for me to remind myself to write a story about a guy with this condition called...

Divide and Conquer?
Two Heads are Better Than One?
My Other Cock is a Show-er?
The Ballad of Two-Gun Corcoran?
Double the Trouble, Double the Fun?
Two Shall Rise?
Two Willies, One Love?
Double Parked?

& c.

(I'd consider having him run into a woman with double vaginas... but that might be... God I'm trying so hard not to write "two much" except I just did and I'm so sorry.)

 

[lovecraft68]

And now for his next trick...A one guy double penetration!

Seriously, his partner could experience a threesome with just him.

 

[Bramblethorn]

My Other Cock Is A Porsche
Two In The Bush
The Life Of Richard Morcock

 

[lovecraft68]

When Dick and Dick met Sally

 

[CyranoJ]

And now for his next trick...A one guy double penetration!

Yeah, I mean, it would be hard not for your mind to go there if you had two tools to work with, seems to me...

 

[LadyVer]

Thanks for the laughs, guys.

I would be surprised if this hasn't been written about on Lit. Cyrano, you going to write this story?

 

[CyranoJ]

At some point after the ones I have on the go, yeah, it's pretty irresistible.

 

[LadyVer]

At some point after the ones I have on the go, yeah, it's pretty irresistible.

Your thread made me think of what it would be like to have two vaginas. I can't imagine it. It's been hard enough to handle one.

 

[CyranoJ]

Apparently twenty-eight day periods are part of the deal, so it sounds like it would suck.

 

[LadyVer]

I guess we should ask the GOP what we poor women should do about this.

 

[legerdemer]

Yes, he did. I read his book and thought him interesting, very literate and intelligent, and very level-headed.

I'm sure Diaphallic dude has to have gotten some play on Lit when he first broke. This thread is more just a placeholder for me to remind myself to write a story about a guy with this condition called...

Divide and Conquer?
Two Heads are Better Than One?
My Other Cock is a Show-er?
The Ballad of Two-Gun Corcoran?
Double the Trouble, Double the Fun?
Two Shall Rise?
Two Willies, One Love?
Double Parked?

& c.

(I'd consider having him run into a woman with double vaginas... but that might be... God I'm trying so hard not to write "two much" except I just did and I'm so sorry.)

 

[Bramblethorn]

Idea: you know those old cartoons where the guy has an angel on one shoulder encouraging him to do good, and a devil on the other tempting him to evil? Like that but with penises.

 

[CyranoJ]

^ Nooice!

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EDIT: In related recent news, "YouTube star" Cassandra Bankson recently discovered she has a vajayjayjayjay (with apologies to George Takei). Apparently the condition is a lot more common in women than in men... not that it's particularly common in either.

 

[Carnevil9]

I have a story half-written, called "The Man With Two Dicks." I'll finish it one of these days.

Spoiler alert: it is based on an ED treatment gone bad.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Male marsupials have bifid penises - a single shaft with two heads. The early English settlers in Virginia hypothesized that opossums had nasal sex, since the snout offered the only two holes near enough each other. Offers an interesting reconsideration of Walt Kelly's Pogo. A couple of Anthropologists once suggested that "marsupial penis envy" was the basis of the Australian male initiation operation of subincision, where the penis is slit through to the urethra from the meatus to about half-way down the shaft. When the wound heals, the penis does appear somewhat double-headed. They offered the idea tongue-in-cheek, but I find it well in keeping with the Central Australian origin myths and the fact that humans and dingos are the only non-marsupial mammals in Australia.

The females have a single vagina, but the uterus is bicornate, having two chambers. That was the basis of a story, a rather interesting film in fact, titled Ringers, starring Jeremy Irons as a pair of Gynecologist twins and Genevieve Bujold as a patient with a bicornate uterus. She has an affair with one of the brothers, but, of course, the other slips in a few times before she realizes what's (or who's) up. I guess it's one way of writing people as marsupials and still be believable. Two memorable bits of the film are a bondage scene involving surgical clamps and tubing, and custom-designed "surgical instruments for mutant women."

 

[robertreams]

"Your thread made me think of what it would be like to have two vaginas. I can't imagine it. It's been hard enough to handle one."

I love you lady ver. You made me laugh out loud, and for several minutes. How do you "handle" your vagina? lollolol.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I find it well in keeping with the Central Australian origin myths and the fact that humans and dingos are the only non-marsupial mammals in Australia.

Not quite. Bats made it to .au about 15 million years ago, and various rodents go back about 5-10 MYA.

(Also plenty of marine mammals, depending on what qualifies as "in Australia".)

Snakes and lizards also have double penises, although they only use one at a time.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Not quite. Bats made it to .au about 15 million years ago, and various rodents go back about 5-10 MYA.

(Also plenty of marine mammals, depending on what qualifies as "in Australia".)

Snakes and lizards also have double penises, although they only use one at a time.

You're right, Bramblethorn; I forgot those little buggers. Thanks for the note.

 

[Carnevil9]

The movie was called Dead Ringers, and Irons was absolutely brilliant in it. It was directed by Dave Cronenberg, which should tell you all you need to know. Hint: do NOT take a first date. Unless she is a total freak. In which case, why are you wasting time at a movie?

 

[LadyVer]

"Your thread made me think of what it would be like to have two vaginas. I can't imagine it. It's been hard enough to handle one."

I love you lady ver. You made me laugh out loud, and for several minutes. How do you "handle" your vagina? lollolol.

You're asking a loaded question. I have to call Senator Cruz to get his expert opinion.

 

[blin18]

the fact that humans and dingos are the only non-marsupial mammals in Australia.

I know some fur seals, sea lions, rodents, dugongs, platapusses, echidnas and flying foxes who would argue that point.

But if your point is that God was stoned when he started filling Australia with animals, then I can only concur.

Edit: oops. Beaten to it. I should read the whole thread first.

 

[robertreams]

I know some fur seals, sea lions, rodents, dugongs, platapusses, echidnas and flying foxes who would argue that point.

But if your point is that God was stoned when he started filling Australia with animals, then I can only concur.

Edit: oops. Beaten to it. I should read the whole thread first.

I always thought they just missed they boat."Hey, Hey Noah wait up man!