Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Thank you. That's probably the first compliment I've received this afternoon.
My pleasure.
Give me a heads-up next time you're in the neighborhood and I'll let you do the camerawork.
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Thank you. That's probably the first compliment I've received this afternoon.
you really want a vid of my winking b-hole?
*peals of giggles*
Which of your three would provide optimum results? Stretchium Maximus.
From the downy Pillow Fight:
My pleasure.
Give me a heads-up next time you're in the neighborhood and I'll let you do the camerawork.
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This sort of rack would probably do me the most good today. If my shoulders were any higher they would be over my head. Then again, depending on what was done to my rack whilst secured to the rack could also be relaxing or not.
Where is the rack master when you need him?
This is a generous offer that I heartily accept, though I'm sure my fellow-travelers here would appreciate work by a different camera operator until such time as I might find myself in your neighborhood (it being nearly 2,000 miles away and all, I don't usually get all that close when I go out for pizza).
I just wanted to hear him say yes.
You have a rack master? I have a crop master. Rawr.
I am a crop Master.
And I'm always available to film. Have camera will travel.
When he's 5 he's going up a chimney or down a mine, and no more of this nonsense. I have spoken.I'd like to say it gets easier, but actually they just get bigger and can reach more stuff, and then bring in reinforcements for their shenanigans, who you then fall in love with and pretend they belong to you too. It's rather a viscious circle.
I preferred his newborn crying: it was at least thin and weedy, plus he stayed where he was damn well put. Now when he wakes up in the night he hauls himself upright and turns on the light, just to prevent any possibility of drifting off to sleep naturally. And his voice is like Krakatoa being kicked in the balls.
Every time I hear a newborn crying I break into a cold sweat.
I will be dead long before then. I'll be lucky to see him in his school uniform.give him twenty-five years. when he has a little tyrant of his own, and you start hearing him say the very same things that you're saying to him now, that's when you'll know your work is finished.
Mine's 5, and more often than not ends up in bed with me at some ungodly hour, with her poor father kicked out into the spare room. I pretend it bothers me, but secretly I love the extra cuddles and will take them while she still seems to like me. Pretty soon she'll be a vile teenager who can't stand me.
Yep that sounds about right! After sleeping in, of course.
I can sleep in now, too. But then my 3 kids' ages add up to 82.
Congrats on making it through to the other side!
You have no idea. I have seen things.
Things which once seen can never be unseen.
When he's 5 he's going up a chimney or down a mine, and no more of this nonsense. I have spoken.
I preferred his newborn crying: it was at least thin and weedy, plus he stayed where he was damn well put. Now when he wakes up in the night he hauls himself upright and turns on the light, just to prevent any possibility of drifting off to sleep naturally. And his voice is like Krakatoa being kicked in the balls.
I will be dead long before then. I'll be lucky to see him in his school uniform.
You have no idea. I have seen things.
there there, Des. *offers you a stiff drink*
i propose a swap! you send me your little hellion, and i'll send you the 15yo. and the 11yo.
she makes dinner and sings like a pop star; he specializes in heavy lifting and conspiring to take over the world.
i think that's more than a fair trade.
why do you think i so enjoy earning my spankings?
one feels less guilty about shrieking at the top of one's lungs when one has an excuse for doing so.
In my world, spankings aren't earned. They are given at will.
there there, Des. *offers you a stiff drink*
i propose a swap! you send me your little hellion, and i'll send you the 15yo. and the 11yo.
she makes dinner and sings like a pop star; he specializes in heavy lifting and conspiring to take over the world.
i think that's more than a fair trade.