Garnate: party no-no.

[parodyluvr75]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Party+cat_50fa2b_4870499.jpg

 

[islandman]

Sign of the greatest party ever: you wake up as a cat wearing a traffic cone on your head.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Sign of the greatest party ever: you wake up as a cat wearing a traffic cone on your head.

Or the Dali version: Sign of the greatest traffic cone ever: you wake up as a party wearing a cat on your head.

 

[islandman]

Or the Dali version: Sign of the greatest traffic cone ever: you wake up as a party wearing a cat on your head.

Garnate is Dali in this version?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Garnate is Dali in this version?

She's the party, and we are all invited.

 

[islandman]

She's the party, and we are all invited.

I think you just called her a slut.

How rude!

You should apologize at once.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I think you just called her a slut.

How rude!

I know how much she would hate that.


I'll take myself off the guest list.

 

[islandman]

I know how much she would hate that.


I'll take myself off the guest list.

Leave the wine you brought as a gift.

 

[parodyluvr75]

No traffic cones for either of your cats.

 

[AllyRose]

It would suck to be reincarnated as a traffic cone.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Better than waking with a traffic cone inside you.

 

[AllyRose]

Better than waking up as a cat with a traffic cone inside you.

 

[SuprSalor]

Sign of a good party: Wake up with a cat on you.

Sign of a great party: Wake up with Garnate on you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Better than waking with a traffic cone inside you.

Ouch!!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Better than waking up as a cat with a traffic cone inside you.

But bit as bad as waking up with a cat inside of you. Unless you're on the Fetish forum. Then they would probably welcome that.

 

[AllyRose]

But bit as bad as waking up with a cat inside of you. Unless you're on the Fetish forum. Then they would probably welcome that.

I know cats like tight spaces... but dayum.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Cats: for when a gerbil just won't do

 

[FGB]

"Hello! Hey...Um, Do you have any Ideal where the fuck my new Jeep is?"

That was a party!

 

[islandman]

Fuck cats.

Nothing is cuter than a puppy barking at his own hiccups: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QslV86odco

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://youtu.be/ksjEBJA7Iwg

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck cats.

Take that shit over to Fet Life.

 

[islandman]

Take that shit over to Fet Life.

Just as soon as I finish sexing your mom over on cougar.com.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Just as soon as I finish sexing your mom over on cougar.com.

My mother is pretty hot in that wheelchair of hers. Perhaps it's the Alzheimer's that makes her most attractive. Thank god the nursing home let's them cam though!

 

[DesEsseintes]

My mother is pretty hot in that wheelchair of hers. Perhaps it's the Alzheimer's that makes her most attractive. Thank god the nursing home let's them cam though!

She's so easy to persuade!

Mrs Pmann: <Fretfully and with an aching jaw.> 'Haven't I already sucked you off?'
Me: 'No, silly!'
Mrs Pmann: 'Oh. Fair enough, then. I'm 92, you know.'
Me: 'False teeth in the glass and enough idle chatter!'

 

[islandman]

My mother is pretty hot in that wheelchair of hers. Perhaps it's the Alzheimer's that makes her most attractive. Thank god the nursing home let's them cam though!

You're disgusting.


Good response, btw.