Wanna duck?

[parodyluvr75]

More proof of avian superiority.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv6DPfT6JpQ

 

[Recidiva]

You wanna buy a duck?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Not if I have to put him in those ugly diapers.

 

[Recidiva]

Not if I have to put him in those ugly diapers.

Reminds me of high school and sitting next to a guy who would start the round...

Wanna buy a duck?
A what?
A duck.
Does it quack?
Sure it quacks.

It's really not that funny until you see a whole classroom doing it from table to table in order to avoid doing homework or paying attention.

 

[parodyluvr75]

To avoid housework, I'd quack.

 

[Recidiva]

To avoid housework, I'd quack.

I'd try, but it wouldn't work.

 

[phrodeau]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOL2q8leiLw

 

[Balladeer08]

Reminds me of high school and sitting next to a guy who would start the round...

Wanna buy a duck?
A what?
A duck.
Does it quack?
Sure it quacks.

It's really not that funny until you see a whole classroom doing it from table to table in order to avoid doing homework or paying attention.

"Wanna buy a duck?" was a catch-phrase of Joe Penner, a comedian during the depression. He'd come out with a duck under his arm. My uncles had wire recordings of him I listened to as a kid.

I remember reading somewhere that his duck was killed when an extortionist set fire to a dry cleaners that wouldn't pay up. I think it set Penner's hotel on fire as well.

 

[Recidiva]

"Wanna buy a duck?" was a catch-phrase of Joe Penner, a comedian during the depression. He'd come out with a duck under his arm. My uncles had wire recordings of him I listened to as a kid.

I remember reading somewhere that his duck was killed when an extortionist set fire to a dry cleaners that wouldn't pay up. I think it set Penner's hotel on fire as well.

Holy crap, Balladeer, you made me cry.

That poor duck.

And we were making fun of that duck the whole time...damn high schoolers...

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOL2q8leiLw

I love it.

 

[PoppingTom]

I believe "duck" means something dirty.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I believe "duck" means something dirty.

Only a cat would think that.

 

[PoppingTom]

http://www.google.de/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://th01.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/145/0/b/duck_and_cat_by_DarkSappy.jpg&sa=X&ei=rppDVa67CJXgapfRgZgO&ved=0CAkQ8wc4HA&usg=AFQjCNEP6ZpgOS-mHxwO0Y-V5OBsJ8PzNg

 

[phrodeau]

I love it.

Of course you do. It's a parody.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.google.de/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://th01.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/145/0/b/duck_and_cat_by_DarkSappy.jpg&sa=X&ei=rppDVa67CJXgapfRgZgO&ved=0CAkQ8wc4HA&usg=AFQjCNEP6ZpgOS-mHxwO0Y-V5OBsJ8PzNg

My point.

Of course you do. It's a parody.

You know me well, too well.

 

[SuprSalor]

http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ducks.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Poor duck!

 

[Recidiva]

http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/ducks.jpg

Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg

 

[SuprSalor]

Poor duck!

^^^^ So jelly...

 

[PoppingTom]

Poor duck!

Actually geeze!

Donald Duck would beshrew you!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Actually geeze!

Donald Duck would beshrew you!

He always hated me because I was friends with Daffy.

 

[Balladeer08]

He always hated me because I was friends with Daffy.

Speaking of Daffy, take a Dodge Viper symbol and turn it upside down.

You might not see it immediately, but when you do.... I laugh every time I see one now.