Who Would Marry Lance?

[Lancecastor]

It's Spring and there are Wedding Bells on the Gb.

LTR has been bound and gagged by Sean, Harry is preparing a wedding barge for Butters...

And all the love in the air on the GB lately has me thinking maybe i should find me a good woman.

Or maybe a grrrl from the general board.

Which of the pretty young thangs here would make me a suitable bride?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It's Spring and there are Wedding Bells on the Gb.

LTR has been bound and gagged by Sean, Harry is preparing a wedding barge for Butters...

And all the love in the air on the GB lately has me thinking maybe i should find me a good woman.

Or maybe a grrrl from the general board.

Which of the pretty young thangs here would make me a suitable bride?

Skiddles is right up your alley.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

It's Spring and there are Wedding Bells on the Gb.

LTR has been bound and gagged by Sean, Harry is preparing a wedding barge for Butters...

And all the love in the air on the GB lately has me thinking maybe i should find me a good woman.

Or maybe a grrrl from the general board.

Which of the pretty young thangs here would make me a suitable bride?

Killswitch?

 

[Lancecastor]

Not who you want to marry.... Who i should marry!

 

[Saint Peter]

Rent a hooker.

Save your cash.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

We understood the question...

 

[sr71plt]

I suggest a gerbil.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I suggest a gerbil.

That's thoughtful. But if it's from your own harem, do try to wash it thoroughly.

 

[Lancecastor]

Rent a hooker.

Save your cash.

She could pretend she's a hooker if she wants.

I'm a generous man.

 

[dolf]

She could pretend she's a hooker if she wants.

I'm a generous man.

kinky

 

[Lancecastor]

I think of it as romantic.

I could leave something on the nightable for you.

 

[Ishmael]

Marry yourself lance.

First of all it would be the ultimate same sex marriage. You wouldn't be able to beat the compatibility quotient. And if things didn't work out, after the division of property fight was over you'd still be none the less for the wear.

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

You're a practical fucker, Ish, i'll grant you that.

But grrls smell nice and are all soft and shit.... There is some appeal, despite their ongoing (ongoing!) upkeep. And depreciation.

 

[1HF]

Marry yourself lance.

First of all it would be the ultimate same sex marriage. You wouldn't be able to beat the compatibility quotient. And if things didn't work out, after the division of property fight was over you'd still be none the less for the wear.

Ishmael

This is a wise choice.

Or dolf.

I feel like this thread needed a poll. Or pole.

 

[Ishmael]

You're a practical fucker, Ish, i'll grant you that.

But grrls smell nice and are all soft and shit.... There is some appeal, despite their ongoing (ongoing!) upkeep. And depreciation.

1 year lease with option to renew then.

Ishmael

 

[Lancecastor]

This is a wise choice.

Or dolf.

I feel like this thread needed a poll. Or pole.

I am thinking about bigamy.

 

[1HF]

I am thinking about bigamy.

Why settle for just one?

 

[Mr Noone]

Why settle for just one?

I was never good at trigamy or calculus.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm low maintenance, a good cook, have a high sex drive and I'm great at thumb wrestling.

 

[The Greek]

I'm low maintenance, a good cook, have a high sex drive and I'm great at thumb wrestling.

Flying the roost on me already huh?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'd like to get married some day.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I'm low maintenance, a good cook, have a high sex drive and I'm great at thumb wrestling.

If I throw a blanket over your head will you shut up while I watch football?

 

[1HF]

I'd like to get married some day.

Me too! But I have overly high expectations.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Me too! But I have overly high expectations.

I'm just too picky

 

[Lancecastor]

Why settle for just one?

Exactly. Ideally there are several gb grrls i would like to concubone.